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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #45 on: March 18, 2011, 06:49:29 PM »

Sorry if I'm not posting enough. This film is mind numbingly terrible, I can barely pay attention at this point.
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« Reply #46 on: March 18, 2011, 06:52:41 PM »

1 hr. 16 min - *FACE PALM*

They actually LIVE off of Coca-Cola?! Where the f**k are they finding Coke on MARS?! UNDER GROUND?! WHY DO THEY HAVE STRAWS ON MARS?! THIS IS THE WORST PIECE OF GARBAGE TO DISGRACE SCIENCE FICTION SINCE BATTLEFIELD EARTH!!
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« Reply #47 on: March 18, 2011, 06:55:37 PM »

1 hr. 18 min - Can you believe that the adult aliens look even worse than that "MAC" thing?!
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« Reply #48 on: March 18, 2011, 06:58:56 PM »

You're almost done. You can finish it!  Thumbup
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« Reply #49 on: March 18, 2011, 06:59:42 PM »

I just got back from PAUL and yes, there was a Mac and Me reference.
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #50 on: March 18, 2011, 07:00:43 PM »

1 hr. min 22 - Did that alien give that lady the bird?
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« Reply #51 on: March 18, 2011, 07:02:15 PM »

1 hr. 22 min - THEY DID NOT JUST LET THE ALIENS IN THE f**kING CONVENIENCE STORE!!
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« Reply #52 on: March 18, 2011, 07:05:26 PM »

1 hr 24 min -


1) The aliens just got surrounded by cops. I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD GO BAD!
2) Is that O.J. Simpson?
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #53 on: March 18, 2011, 07:07:22 PM »

1 hr 25 min - WOW! That store was full of explosives! How did a shotgun shot travel that far?! GOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD~!!
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« Reply #54 on: March 18, 2011, 07:10:06 PM »

1 hr. 26 min - The cripple died? How? He wasn't THAT close to the explosion!
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« Reply #55 on: March 18, 2011, 07:13:13 PM »

1 hr 28 min. - THE ALIENS SURVIVED THE EXPLOSION?! NO! NOOO!!! THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!! I DON'T CARE ABOUT THEIR F**KING MAGICAL POWERS! THEY SHOULD BE DEAD! DEAD!! DEAD!!!! QUENCH MY THIRST FOR BLOOD! REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!

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« Reply #56 on: March 18, 2011, 07:14:28 PM »

THEY DID NOT JUST BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE! AAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHGHHHHGGHHHHH!!!!!  Hatred
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #57 on: March 18, 2011, 07:17:04 PM »

1 hr. 31 min -



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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #58 on: March 18, 2011, 07:20:00 PM »

1 hr. 32 min - I should be disturbed by the aliens dressed like humans in this scene. But what gets me is really that that Asian girl looks a lot like the aliens.
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« Reply #59 on: March 18, 2011, 07:20:51 PM »

McDonald's Product count = 3
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