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« Reply #45 on: March 29, 2011, 11:42:27 AM »

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Don't worry guys! that was the earth moving but it is not an earthquake it is just my wife enjoying herself.Uncle Greg i couldn't remember if you said the alphabet system or the numbers system,so i just stuck to the numbers system and performed a certain number that always seems to work.Doggett do you ever disagree with anyone?
My wife would like to thank you all for the advice and now i am the flavour of the month i get to purchase some movies on amazon without my wife giving me a headache.
So next time i am making love i shall post it on youtube under the title
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Did you use the numbers from Lost? According to the show they have special powers.
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« Reply #46 on: March 29, 2011, 03:34:05 PM »

[Ignoring all the sex talk]

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« Reply #47 on: March 29, 2011, 10:13:40 PM »

I have a lot of trouble fastening my bra behind my back.  I can reach, but I just can't get the right hooks together.  Most girls are pros at this by now, but I still have to do it in front and spin it around.

Also, I'm surprised there's no questions about 'The Alphabet Trick'. I'm 100% serious about it, and it's uber-effective. Once you know it, it makes sense.

I have no idea what that is, I thought about asking, but decided it's probably best that I don't know.
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« Reply #48 on: March 29, 2011, 11:19:05 PM »

I have a lot of trouble fastening my bra behind my back.  I can reach, but I just can't get the right hooks together.  Most girls are pros at this by now, but I still have to do it in front and spin it around.

Also, I'm surprised there's no questions about 'The Alphabet Trick'. I'm 100% serious about it, and it's uber-effective. Once you know it, it makes sense.

I have no idea what that is, I thought about asking, but decided it's probably best that I don't know.

It's not something YOU need to know. It's not weird in a bad way, but rather a good one.
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« Reply #49 on: March 30, 2011, 12:55:23 AM »

I have a lot of trouble fastening my bra behind my back.  I can reach, but I just can't get the right hooks together.  Most girls are pros at this by now, but I still have to do it in front and spin it around.

Also, I'm surprised there's no questions about 'The Alphabet Trick'. I'm 100% serious about it, and it's uber-effective. Once you know it, it makes sense.

I have no idea what that is, I thought about asking, but decided it's probably best that I don't know.

It's not something YOU need to know. It's not weird in a bad way, but rather a good one.

Yeah, that was a staple in Sam Kinison's act for years. Good advice. That and shave off that stubble before venturing into the breach.
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« Reply #50 on: March 30, 2011, 01:16:12 AM »



Yeah, that was a staple in Sam Kinison's act for years. Good advice. That and shave off that stubble before venturing into the breach.
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« Reply #51 on: March 30, 2011, 09:35:14 PM »


Yeah, that was a staple in Sam Kinison's act for years. Good advice. That and shave off that stubble before venturing into the breach.

I did not know that, , , I must have missed that one.
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« Reply #52 on: March 31, 2011, 01:05:48 PM »


Yeah, that was a staple in Sam Kinison's act for years. Good advice. That and shave off that stubble before venturing into the breach.

I did not know that, , , I must have missed that one.

Yeah, that was definately a Kinison bit, including "while I'm at it I think I'll write a letter to Santa."
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« Reply #53 on: March 31, 2011, 02:24:08 PM »

I have a lot of trouble fastening my bra behind my back.  I can reach, but I just can't get the right hooks together.  Most girls are pros at this by now, but I still have to do it in front and spin it around.

Also, I'm surprised there's no questions about 'The Alphabet Trick'. I'm 100% serious about it, and it's uber-effective. Once you know it, it makes sense.

I have no idea what that is, I thought about asking, but decided it's probably best that I don't know.

Also known as "yodeling in the canyon."  I believe I heard that one from George Carlin.


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