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« on: March 27, 2011, 06:49:28 PM »

On the flip side of What can you do that most people cannot do - What are some things that you can't do that most people can?

For one, I can't  ... whistle.  From the time I was a little kid, I tried, but could never get it right.  I have huffed, puffed, and puckered ... but just haven't been able to master such a simple thing.

I also can't shuffle a deck of cards too well either. I fumble so much I might as well be wearing oven mitts.

How about you guys? 
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« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2011, 06:54:32 PM »
I can't snap my fingers.
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« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2011, 06:56:31 PM »
Fix mechanical things.  I usually make it worse so I don't bother usually.
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« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2011, 07:04:15 PM »
Can't blow my nose...

Can't shuffle cards very well either...

Can't whistle...

I'm useless when it comes to carpentry and most mechanical things...
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« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2011, 07:04:59 PM »
Keep my cool. Thumbup
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« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2011, 07:17:16 PM »
Quote from: Silverlady on March 27, 2011, 06:49:28 PM

On the flip side of What can you do that most people cannot do - What are some things that you can't do that most people can?

For one, I can't  ... whistle.  From the time I was a little kid, I tried, but could never get it right.  I have huffed, puffed, and puckered ... but just haven't been able to master such a simple thing.

Quote from: Silverlady on March 27, 2011, 06:49:28 PM
I also can't shuffle a deck of cards too well either. I fumble so much I might as well be wearing oven mitts.


You and I are birds of a feather then. I can't do it for the life of me. You should have seen the last time I did it. Cards to the left of me, cards to the right... BounceGiggle
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« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2011, 07:28:58 PM »
Show any shred of patience when following written instructions involving assembly.
Or keep my cool when I bump into things or knock things over.
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« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2011, 07:29:43 PM »
Quote from: Silverlady on March 27, 2011, 06:49:28 PM

For one, I can't  ... whistle.  From the time I was a little kid, I tried, but could never get it right.  I have huffed, puffed, and puckered ... but just haven't been able to master such a simple thing.

I also can't shuffle a deck of cards too well either. I fumble so much I might as well be wearing oven mitts.


Quote from: Chainsaw midget on March 27, 2011, 06:54:32 PM
I can't snap my fingers.

same here! TeddyR
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« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2011, 07:51:09 PM »
I can't deal with heights. Once I get up more any significant distance I start to freak out a little bit. That's what happens when your a flatlander.
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« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2011, 08:25:13 PM »
Quote from: WildHoosier09 on March 27, 2011, 07:51:09 PM
I can't deal with heights. Once I get up more any significant distance I start to freak out a little bit. That's what happens when your a flatlander.

I'm with you there, my stomach starts to turn when I get up high. 

Quote from: Umaril The Unfeathered on March 27, 2011, 07:17:16 PM
Quote from: Silverlady on March 27, 2011, 06:49:28 PM

On the flip side of What can you do that most people cannot do - What are some things that you can't do that most people can?

For one, I can't  ... whistle.  From the time I was a little kid, I tried, but could never get it right.  I have huffed, puffed, and puckered ... but just haven't been able to master such a simple thing.

Quote from: Silverlady on March 27, 2011, 06:49:28 PM
I also can't shuffle a deck of cards too well either. I fumble so much I might as well be wearing oven mitts.


You and I are birds of a feather then. I can't do it for the life of me. You should have seen the last time I did it. Cards to the left of me, cards to the right... BounceGiggle

Speaking of that I used to have trouble but I can't describe at some point it clicked.  I wish I could give a good idea of how to do but alas I'm poor at giving instructions. 
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« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2011, 08:39:32 PM »
Like a few others have said, I can't whistle.  I can sort of make a high pitched sound, but it's not the same.

I can't, for the life of me, tell a good joke.  When I try, either it's just not funny, or I end up offending somebody.  I mean, I can repeat a joke (Why did the chicken cross the road...) but I can't make a joke on the spot after someone says something.  For that, I'll always been known to my friends as a Socially Awkward Penguin. Lookingup
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« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2011, 09:29:36 PM »
Quote from: SPazzo on March 27, 2011, 08:39:32 PM
a Socially Awkward Penguin. Lookingup
BounceGiggle BounceGiggle that's a good, what yer talkin about? Thumbup BounceGiggle
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« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2011, 11:15:48 PM »
I can't blow my nose or shuffle cards fancy either.
 
I also can't tread water.. is that what it's called?  - I can swim, but I can't swim in place.
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« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2011, 11:29:51 PM »
Quote from: Paquita on March 27, 2011, 11:15:48 PM
 
I also can't tread water.. is that what it's called?  - I can swim, but I can't swim in place.

Low body fat + small feet = hard to tread water. Means you aren't fat enough.
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« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2011, 12:15:04 AM »
I can't "roll" my tongue and I can't wiggle my ears. Can't burp on command either.
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