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« on: April 07, 2011, 06:45:59 PM »
What quote/dialogue scene from a videogame is on your mind today?

Here's mine from Dante's Inferno:

King Minos: Who comes into my house of pain?
Dante: One who loves Beatrice. Tell me where to find her!
King Minos: Hmm. (sniffs) I only smell me a traitor, glutton, and a murderer!
Dante: Sniff again.
King Minos: How dare you resume to speak with the Judge of the Dead!
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« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2011, 09:06:06 PM »
I'm gonna post two, okay. both from Psychonauts. TeddyR

1) The Milkman: I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious.

2)     Razputin: Hey, is that milk regular kind, or the exploding dream kind?
    The Milkman: It's fortified with what the world wants. What the world deserves.
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« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2011, 09:13:43 PM »
The greatest example of Engrish:

ZERO WING

In AD 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What!
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's you!!
CATS: How are you gentlemen!!
CATS: All your base are belong to us.
CATS: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say!!
CATS: To thank you for your help you guys.
CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
CATS: Ha ha ha ha...
Operator: Captain!!
Captain: Take off every ZIG!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: For great justice.
Captain: Move ZIG.
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« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2011, 09:31:07 PM »
Symphony of the night.  The cheese is superb. 

Richter Belmont: Die monster. You don't belong in this world! 
Dracula: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh.  I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute.
Richter Belmont: Tribute!?! You steal men's souls and make them your slaves!
Dracula: Perhaps the same could be said of all religions...
Richter Belmont: Your words are as empty as your soul!  Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!
Dracula: What is a man?  A miserable little pile of secrets!  But enough talk... Have at you!
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« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2011, 03:42:16 AM »
IMO, Symphony Of The Night has nothing on Resident Evil.

Barry: What.  What is it.
Jill: What is it?
(facepalm)

Barry: Jill, here's a lockpick.  It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you.
(another facepalm)

Of course, Clock Tower and the Phillips CD-I Zelda games have "sparkling" dialogue I can't think of quotes for.
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« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2011, 08:34:33 AM »
Cats: "All your base are belong to us"

~Zero Wing.
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« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2011, 05:35:53 PM »
Don't touch the poster at the Game Corner! There's no secret switch behind it!

From Pokemon Red
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« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2011, 07:02:11 PM »
Quote from: retrorussell on April 08, 2011, 03:42:16 AM
IMO, Symphony Of The Night has nothing on Resident Evil.

Nah, you got the best with Zero Wing.  Engrish cheese. 

There is also the simple classic

Blood Omen: The Legacy of Kain

Bartender: The tavern is closing.  Best be on your way stranger.
Kain:  What?!? No mug of ale for a weary traveler from distant Corhagen.  I am of noble blood and can pay you well.
Bartender:  Things come in the night that no sane man would welcome. 

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« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2011, 08:24:37 PM »
I actually like this dialogue from Night Trap:
Jeff and Tony: Hi Eddie!  Bye Eddie!  Nice of you to drop by Eddie!  Oh, and let us know when you want to DIE, Eddie!
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« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2011, 10:55:21 PM »
"Robots kill people!  A robot killed Grandma!"

-Nanao, Robot Alchemic Drive
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« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2011, 03:33:46 AM »
Shifting gears, how about a more serious line?

"This can't be the way the world ends."
     -Marle, Chronotrigger

(Get chills when I think about it.)
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« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2011, 01:30:27 PM »
Legacy of Kain

Jester:  No one sees the King.  He is in mourning for his daughter.
Kain: *grabs Jester and puts sword to throat* He will be in mourning for his kingdom soon,  and you even sooner if you don't get out of my way. 

Kain's dialog is never terrific but does get his attitude across nicely.

Also in the same series a wonderful simile

Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver

Ghost of the Guardian:  Like a corpse buried in a shallow grave corruption rises to the surface. 
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« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2011, 12:39:45 AM »
"Old man Stauf built a house and filled it with toys.
Six guests came one day, their screams the only noise.
Blood in rooms, blood right up the halls!
Dripping down the stairs, hey guests, try not to fall!

"No one knows what happened that night
not one guest was even seen.
But old man Stauf is still in the house
Crazy, sick, and MEAN!"
     -The Seventh Guest
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« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2011, 03:14:40 AM »
Early videogame dialogue, but I still love it:
"Fighter pilots needed in sector wars!  Play Astro Blaster!"
--Astro Blaster, SEGA/Gremlin 1981
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« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2011, 11:33:28 AM »

"How can I take over the world when I'm on a budget?  I always get stuck with cheap equipment!"
     -Dr Fred, Maniac Mansion
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