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« Reply #30 on: April 22, 2011, 04:04:21 AM »
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Quote from: RCMerchant on April 20, 2011, 06:08:39 AM




Question, are there more overly offensive animal ads like this?  I have a decorating idea for the kitchen.  I'm serious!
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« Reply #31 on: April 22, 2011, 07:30:38 AM »
RC, you are friggin' amazing! 
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« Reply #32 on: April 22, 2011, 07:52:35 AM »
Quote from: The DarkSider on April 21, 2011, 10:04:31 PM
Question, are there more overly offensive animal ads like this?  I have a decorating idea for the kitchen.  I'm serious!

Wish I could find something I once stumbled across in the middle of the night, many years ago.  It was not an ad, but a product description on a website.  The website sold equipment for slaughterhouses.  The item was a pneumatic pig bunger (apparently it removes the anus) that looked like a fat pogo stick.  The description sung with praises for this tool of the trade, including the epic claim that it could bung 1000 pigs an hour.

That's 8000 pig anuses in one 8 hour shift.

There was also a picture of it in use, which looked extremely uncomfortable for the pig, were it not obviously dead.
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« Reply #33 on: April 22, 2011, 08:19:56 AM »
Quote from: Andrew on April 22, 2011, 07:52:35 AM
Quote from: The DarkSider on April 21, 2011, 10:04:31 PM
Question, are there more overly offensive animal ads like this?  I have a decorating idea for the kitchen.  I'm serious!

Wish I could find something I once stumbled across in the middle of the night, many years ago.  It was not an ad, but a product description on a website.  The website sold equipment for slaughterhouses.  The item was a pneumatic pig bunger (apparently it removes the anus) that looked like a fat pogo stick.  The description sung with praises for this tool of the trade, including the epic claim that it could bung 1000 pigs an hour.

That's 8000 pig anuses in one 8 hour shift.

There was also a picture of it in use, which looked extremely uncomfortable for the pig, were it not obviously dead.

I've seen that pic! Black and white,with some poor hog hanging buy his feet while some guy is jamming this big...THING up it's cornhole! Yummy! Makes me hungry for a pork chop!  Buggedout
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« Reply #34 on: April 22, 2011, 09:58:56 AM »
Side note, I just had those pics printed and I plan on hanging them on the fridge when I get home!
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« Reply #35 on: April 22, 2011, 10:20:31 AM »
Quote from: The DarkSider on April 22, 2011, 09:58:56 AM
Side note, I just had those pics printed and I plan on hanging them on the fridge when I get home!

Years ago I had hanging on my fridge a cartoon from HUSTLER magazine-a fat slob standing in the batroom eating a sub samwhich,watching his wife. Caption-
"Aw honey,don't douche- I like that cheezy flavor!"   Bluesad

I took it down before I had kids.
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« Reply #36 on: April 22, 2011, 11:49:20 AM »
I don't think it's old...but it does absolutly NOTHING for my appetite. Except make me wanna throw up.
Just...just wrong.

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« Reply #37 on: April 22, 2011, 07:32:46 PM »
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« Reply #38 on: April 22, 2011, 07:43:57 PM »
About a half minute, this youtube requires you double-click to watch on youtube.  A terrific bit where racism is substituted with sexism: 
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« Reply #39 on: April 22, 2011, 07:56:04 PM »




Side note y'all, I sho is lovin' dis thread! 
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« Reply #40 on: April 22, 2011, 08:05:05 PM »
Dedicated to PETA
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« Reply #41 on: April 22, 2011, 08:24:36 PM »
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« Reply #42 on: April 22, 2011, 09:06:31 PM »




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« Reply #43 on: April 23, 2011, 12:46:50 AM »


^Facepalm

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« Reply #44 on: April 23, 2011, 03:42:20 PM »
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There's something strange yet familiar about this guy's face, and I finally figured out what it is. He looks like an aboriginal Udo Kier. BounceGiggle
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