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« on: April 25, 2011, 01:16:17 PM »

How would you like to die?

I'd want to get bitten by a Zombie and sacrifice myself by blowing myself up and saving my friends and preventing myself from turning.
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« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2011, 01:19:45 PM »

How would you like to die?

I'd want to get bitten by a Zombie and sacrifice myself by blowing myself up and saving my friends and preventing myself from turning.

That's a good one.

I myself would take any blaze of glory/hail of gunfire type of death.
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« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2011, 01:22:25 PM »

Drug-fuelled heart attack during an orgy.
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« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2011, 01:33:20 PM »

Drug-fuelled heart attack during an orgy.


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« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2011, 02:09:47 PM »

Small | Large

Skip to 6:50. *Grins*
Nuff said. Though I'd like a root beer float in my hand before I blow up too.
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« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2011, 02:58:37 PM »

Electric chair.  I had a morbid obsession with this when I was a kid and this method of execution still fascinates me for some reason.    

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« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2011, 03:24:43 PM »

I want it to be brutal and violent.  Something to remember, if I have to go I want it to be worthy or be something so horrific you will remember it.  On that same note, being buried alive and consumption by an animal are out of the question.  Hmmmm, I think something like fighting off hoards with some sort of sword while being hacked at till I am unable to resist in any way.  Perhaps preventing some large explosion but failing.  It is hard to give an exact.  Maybe a hanging, I think that would do it.  I'm a bit heavy I think that would pop my head like a cork.
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« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2011, 04:58:04 AM »

Just like this-

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« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2011, 06:07:44 AM »

Shot down from 10,000 feet while flying an SE 5a biplane over the Western Front in World War I.
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« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2011, 07:48:32 AM »

I just want a death like Sam Jackson in Deep Blue Sea: unexpectedly, in the middle of a stirring, team-unifying speech.
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« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2011, 08:56:02 AM »


Die quietly from an injection from a mobster, only for my body to be taken to one last awesome party in the Hamptons.
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« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2011, 09:59:07 AM »

I'd want to get blown up. Not just any explosion, mind you, but something in the kiloton or megaton range. And it would have to be one of those scenes where I don't see it coming until a second before it happens.

Like the ending of DefCon 4, when the villain looks at the missile tubes, sees the one remaining bomb and says "Hey, aren't those all supposed to be empty?"
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« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2011, 11:23:41 AM »

SAMURAI BLOODBATH!!!!!
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« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2011, 11:44:57 AM »

Shotgun to the face while saving someone I love.
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« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2011, 12:15:04 PM »

I'd want to get blown up. Not just any explosion, mind you, but something in the kiloton or megaton range. And it would have to be one of those scenes where I don't see it coming until a second before it happens.

Same here, except I'd like at least 5 seconds to puzzle over what it's going to feel like before it happens.
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