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« Reply #15 on: April 26, 2011, 12:34:11 PM »

Play ride the bomb like in Dr. Strangelove...
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« Reply #16 on: April 26, 2011, 03:40:52 PM »

Having my stomach ripped open and my intestines chewed on by zombies a la Dawn Of The Dead.
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« Reply #17 on: April 26, 2011, 05:15:33 PM »

baked half-alive into a cake and eaten by several people as I watch. Like the Tom Petty video...
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« Reply #18 on: April 27, 2011, 04:27:54 PM »

I think I'd wanna be beheaded just so I could have a creepy, but still kinda cool souvenir if they're willing to part with my head prop (I mean, let's face it, what are they gonna do with my head in another movie?).  It'd be a great conversation piece on my mantle...
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« Reply #19 on: April 27, 2011, 04:32:13 PM »

I think I'd wanna be beheaded just so I could have a creepy, but still kinda cool souvenir if they're willing to part with my head prop (I mean, let's face it, what are they gonna do with my head in another movie?).  It'd be a great conversation piece on my mantle...

It's a nice thought, except you'll be dead and so unable to enjoy it.
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« Reply #20 on: April 27, 2011, 04:41:48 PM »

I think I'd wanna be beheaded just so I could have a creepy, but still kinda cool souvenir if they're willing to part with my head prop (I mean, let's face it, what are they gonna do with my head in another movie?).  It'd be a great conversation piece on my mantle...

It's a nice thought, except you'll be dead and so unable to enjoy it.

Ah, I get what you mean there!  I think I was actually thinking of the concept differently than what was meant.  Since the question was "if you were a character in a movie and had to die", I was putting myself in the shoes of an actor, playing a character, and as that actor, I'd get to take my character's prop head home after shooting was done.  I wasn't really thinking within the skin of the character itself, which is probably what the original question meant.  I took it as "if you PLAYED a character in a movie..."  Oops!
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« Reply #21 on: April 27, 2011, 07:46:38 PM »

Get seduced by sirens. Wink
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« Reply #22 on: April 27, 2011, 07:55:59 PM »

I think I'd like to be the guy who steps on landmine or triggers a tripwire and explodes.  I would want to get out an "oh sh!t" before I go though.
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« Reply #23 on: April 27, 2011, 09:28:00 PM »

I think I'd like to be the guy who steps on landmine or triggers a tripwire and explodes.  I would want to get out an "oh sh!t" before I go though.

I'd be satisfied with a wide-eyed look of sudden realization.
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« Reply #24 on: April 28, 2011, 08:32:09 AM »

I'm surprised no one has said "Scratched to death by hot chicks like Torgo from Manos: The Hands of Fate".
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« Reply #25 on: April 28, 2011, 11:58:18 AM »

I'm surprised no one has said "Scratched to death by hot chicks like Torgo from Manos: The Hands of Fate".

You had me until Torgo. 
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« Reply #26 on: April 30, 2011, 09:02:19 PM »

That guy who dies while having sex with Goldie Hawn in Private Benjamin.

Thats a good way to go.  Thumbup
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« Reply #27 on: May 19, 2011, 02:33:36 PM »

I'm pretty sure I'd be down with whatever as long as Debbie Rochon or Tiffany Shepis were doing the killing.
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« Reply #28 on: May 19, 2011, 02:38:07 PM »

I'd like to be gunned down in an old Spaghetti Western.  Doesn't matter if I'm the villain or hero so long as it's in a dramatic duel or epic shootout.
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« Reply #29 on: May 19, 2011, 03:17:06 PM »

That guy who dies while having sex with Goldie Hawn in Private Benjamin.

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Not so good if Kurt Russell storms in and beats you to death. TeddyR
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