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« Reply #15 on: May 04, 2011, 01:26:30 AM »
"If the hanging didn't kill you, maybe my coffee will."   TeddyR TeddyR

~ Pat Hingle, Hang Em High
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Oh my my, my Mitchell...
« Reply #16 on: May 04, 2011, 09:29:04 AM »
"I ain't got time to bleed...."
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« Reply #17 on: May 04, 2011, 09:38:43 AM »
Almost everything Bruce Campbell says in Evil Dead II
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« Reply #18 on: May 05, 2011, 01:19:15 AM »
From Last Of The Finest [aka Blue Heat]:

Bad guy: "Tell me where the money is!"
Brian Dennehy: "Sh*thouse."
Bad guy: "What?"
BD: "The cesspool."

 TeddyR
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« Reply #19 on: May 05, 2011, 01:42:17 AM »
"I kick ass for the lord" -Brain Dead
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« Reply #20 on: May 05, 2011, 06:44:15 AM »
"That's all I'm takin' from you!"

Paul Trent in PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE right before he punches Eros for saying humans are too violent.
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« Reply #21 on: May 06, 2011, 06:15:41 AM »
"Mama-this cloth smells of death!"-Micheal in BURIAL GROUND.
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

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« Reply #22 on: May 06, 2011, 07:06:26 AM »
"I don't want no white man lookin' at my Tampax!"

Grizelda (Jean Hill) DESPERATE LIVING
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« Reply #23 on: May 06, 2011, 07:26:58 AM »
"You can't mesmirize me! I'm british!"

-At The Earth's Core

"Have you been playing with dead cats?"

-Troll

"See you in salsa."

-Return of the Killer Tomatoes
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« Reply #24 on: May 06, 2011, 07:31:35 AM »
Cooke: You scared, motherf**ker? Well, you should be, because this Green Beret is going to kick your big ass!
Matrix: I eat Green Berets for breakfast. And right now, I'm very hungry!
Cindy: [hiding under a table] I can't believe this macho bulls**t...
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[Matrix has thrown a pipe through Bennett]
Matrix: Let off some steam, Bennett.

Commando
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« Reply #25 on: May 06, 2011, 04:42:47 PM »
Inspector to Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee:The two of you together-that's fine. But what if one of you is the monster?
Cushing: Monster? We're British,you know.

from HORROR EXPRESS (1972).

That always cracks me up!  BounceGiggle
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

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« Reply #26 on: May 07, 2011, 04:52:14 AM »
More from that font of all things cool, Commando:

Woman: "What happened to (the guy Arnold was dangling over the cliff)?"

Arnold: "I let him go."
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« Reply #27 on: May 07, 2011, 01:44:36 PM »
Quote from: Archivist on May 07, 2011, 04:52:14 AM
More from that font of all things cool, Commando:

Woman: "What happened to (the guy Arnold was dangling over the cliff)?"

Arnold: "I let him go."

"Remember I said I'd kill you last? I lied!"
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« Reply #28 on: May 07, 2011, 02:08:53 PM »
Quote from: A.J. Bauer on May 07, 2011, 01:44:36 PM
Quote from: Archivist on May 07, 2011, 04:52:14 AM
More from that font of all things cool, Commando:

Woman: "What happened to (the guy Arnold was dangling over the cliff)?"

Arnold: "I let him go."

"Remember I said I'd kill you last? I lied!"

Bennett: John, I'm not going to shoot you between the eyes. I'm going to shoot you between the balls.
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« Reply #29 on: May 07, 2011, 02:10:46 PM »
Time to change the thread title  Lookingup
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