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« Reply #90 on: May 21, 2011, 06:40:12 PM »
Quote from: indianasmith on May 21, 2011, 05:59:25 PM
Quote from: The Burgomaster on May 21, 2011, 05:25:18 PM
I have ascended.  Where are the rest of you guys?  Wait a second, Trevor's undies have just materialized . . .

Hate to break it to you, but if Trevor's undies are there, you're NOT in heaven . . . . Buggedout

Exactly what I was thinking.
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« Reply #91 on: May 21, 2011, 07:12:57 PM »
Quote from: RCMerchant on May 21, 2011, 05:25:53 PM
Well this sucks. I really REALLY wanted to see this-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwlNPhn64TA&feature=related
Tsar bomba is the largest nuclear bomb yet detonated by man, though the device itself was so large and heavy it would not have been a practical weapon. 

I was kind of thinking the same thing you were, except the prediction was that the righteous would ascend to heaven immediately at 6pm today, and the rest of us would endure 5 months of war, famine, earthquake, disease, blah blah blah.  So, at least for that, I'm glad.   Bluesad
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« Reply #92 on: May 21, 2011, 10:39:52 PM »
Well, I'm putting this one to bed. 
Small | Large
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« Reply #93 on: May 21, 2011, 11:56:41 PM »
Funny thing about this rapture business; This afternoon, I discovered a circle of bricks buried in my back yard...
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« Reply #94 on: May 22, 2011, 12:20:39 AM »
Quote from: LilCerberus on May 21, 2011, 11:56:41 PM
Funny thing about this rapture business; This afternoon, I discovered a circle of bricks buried in my back yard...
It was buried their by ancient druid yeti who were desendents of an alien race. If you decipher the scratches on the bricks (those are Atlantean hyroglyphics) it will tell you that the world will end on Friday the 13th,1999.
No-really.
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« Reply #95 on: May 22, 2011, 06:27:23 AM »
Well I put off mowing the lawn until today just to be on the safe side. 
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« Reply #96 on: May 22, 2011, 07:24:36 AM »
Quote from: RCMerchant on May 22, 2011, 12:20:39 AM
Quote from: LilCerberus on May 21, 2011, 11:56:41 PM
Funny thing about this rapture business; This afternoon, I discovered a circle of bricks buried in my back yard...
It was buried their by ancient druid yeti who were desendents of an alien race. If you decipher the scratches on the bricks (those are Atlantean hyroglyphics) it will tell you that the world will end on Friday the 13th,1999.
No-really.

 Thumbup Brilliant, RC!   BounceGiggle

I found a circle of bricks buried in my yard: it was the top of an old dug well housing.  It was not filled very well either as it subsides a bit every year: so be careful there, LilCerb!
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« Reply #97 on: May 22, 2011, 09:04:29 AM »
In all honesty I don't think the dinosaurs had time to think about this.  They were simply trying to survive.  Man has too much time to think apparently.
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« Reply #98 on: May 22, 2011, 09:36:02 AM »
I'm STILL HERE!

Wait, isn't that supposed to be a bad thing?
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« Reply #99 on: May 22, 2011, 10:53:34 AM »
s**t, I was out of town this weekend.
How did all this end of the world thing go? Did I miss anything?
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« Reply #100 on: May 22, 2011, 01:47:35 PM »
Quote from: RCMerchant on May 22, 2011, 12:20:39 AM
Quote from: LilCerberus on May 21, 2011, 11:56:41 PM
Funny thing about this rapture business; This afternoon, I discovered a circle of bricks buried in my back yard...
It was buried their by ancient druid yeti who were desendents of an alien race. If you decipher the scratches on the bricks (those are Atlantean hyroglyphics) it will tell you that the world will end on Friday the 13th,1999.
No-really.

Or maybe the previous owners put in a fire-pit.. . .
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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

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« Reply #101 on: May 23, 2011, 12:38:01 AM »
Quote from: The Burgomaster on May 21, 2011, 05:25:18 PM
I have ascended.  Where are the rest of you guys?  Wait a second, Trevor's undies have just materialized . . .

They left without me.....  Bluesad Bluesad *



*I'm actually glad.  TeddyR
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I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
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« Reply #102 on: May 23, 2011, 12:46:22 AM »
Quote from: indianasmith on May 21, 2011, 05:59:25 PM
Quote from: The Burgomaster on May 21, 2011, 05:25:18 PM
I have ascended.  Where are the rest of you guys?  Wait a second, Trevor's undies have just materialized . . .

Hate to break it to you, but if Trevor's undies are there, you're NOT in heaven . . . . Buggedout

 TeddyR TeddyR Thumbup

I should just add that my undies are in fact holy but not Holy.  Wink
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I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
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« Reply #103 on: May 23, 2011, 02:25:43 AM »
I read in the paper this morning about a group of eighty (yes, 80!) people that had sold everything, given up their jobs and said their farewells, then booked into a hotel in Johannesburg to await the end of the world. All that's awaiting them now is a huge hotel bill.  Buggedout Buggedout

Link here > > www.timeslive.co.za/local/article1081615.ece/SA-world-enders-left-with-hotel-bill--report

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« Reply #104 on: May 23, 2011, 08:06:14 AM »
I got dragged out of bed Saturday morning with my wife's announcement that we were going to spend the day cleaning the house and doing yard work. Not quite the end of the world, but definitely a frightening surprise.

Shoving couches around and picking up dog-chewed household objects, I couldn't help but send a hopeful glance skyward. TeddyR
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