Mr. DS
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« Reply #15 on: May 16, 2011, 06:30:14 PM » |
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Caulk...whenever I got to the home repair section I have a field day.
"This is a nice big caulk. It's so large it hardly fits in my hands. "
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« Reply #16 on: May 16, 2011, 06:34:55 PM » |
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Caulk...whenever I got to the home repair section I have a field day.
"This is a nice big caulk. It's so large it hardly fits in my hands. "
There used to be a low-budget DIY show I watched back in the early 80s, and I still remember an episode where the host said "Now take a utility knife and cut the tip off your caulk."
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« Reply #17 on: May 16, 2011, 06:40:16 PM » |
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Dick Hickock- Murderer in Holcomb, Kansas
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yeah no.
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« Reply #18 on: May 16, 2011, 09:02:33 PM » |
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Caulk...whenever I got to the home repair section I have a field day.
"This is a nice big caulk. It's so large it hardly fits in my hands. "
There used to be a low-budget DIY show I watched back in the early 80s, and I still remember an episode where the host said "Now take a utility knife and cut the tip off your caulk." One time I made my wife walk away. I started talking about how I hate it when my caulk spallters all over the place when I squeeze it the wrong way.
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Paquita
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« Reply #19 on: May 17, 2011, 08:09:21 AM » |
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I mentioned it before - Brazillian Blowout! I thought it was the opposite of a Brazillian Bikini Wax and I imagined they style and blow dry your pubes and floof them up to be all puffy. It's really just an expensive hair straightening treatment.
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« Reply #20 on: May 17, 2011, 08:28:48 AM » |
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Dick Hickock- Murderer in Holcomb, Kansas
I brough this up recently in the Family Tree thread. I haven't confirmed it through research completely, but the story around my Dad's side of the family is that Dick Hickock is a distant cousin.
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« Reply #21 on: May 17, 2011, 09:02:03 AM » |
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I imagined they style and blow dry your pubes and floof them up to be all puffy. Sort of like a "Nether Afro."
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« Reply #22 on: May 17, 2011, 12:09:58 PM » |
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Cummerbund
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« Reply #23 on: May 17, 2011, 12:12:23 PM » |
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Analyst
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Flick James
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« Reply #24 on: May 17, 2011, 12:17:06 PM » |
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« Reply #25 on: May 17, 2011, 12:37:12 PM » |
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Kumquat
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« Reply #26 on: May 17, 2011, 01:13:29 PM » |
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cucumber
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« Reply #27 on: May 17, 2011, 01:18:53 PM » |
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Smorgasbord
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« Reply #28 on: May 17, 2011, 09:51:19 PM » |
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Balzac
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Afro-Mullets RULE!
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« Reply #29 on: May 17, 2011, 11:16:29 PM » |
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Petcock and fudge-factor
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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!
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