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A.J. Bauer
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« on: June 03, 2011, 05:53:24 PM »

Starting 6:00 PM (CST), 6/3/2011
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2011, 06:00:34 PM »

IT'S SHOW TIME!
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2011, 06:01:56 PM »

0 min - I hate long credits...
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2011, 06:02:51 PM »

1 min - Put these names at the END of the damned film!
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2011, 06:04:13 PM »

2 min - "Our true origins are unknown."

Yeah they seem to have retconed this movie to get rid of Zeist. Smart move.
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2011, 06:06:43 PM »

3 min - Who wrote Conner McLeod's dialouge? He seems to have ADD. Just inviting Duncan somewhere then running an errand and not knowing why. I guess McLeod is aging after all! He's going senile!
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2011, 06:08:39 PM »

6 min - The sepia tone effect brought to you buy Windows Movie Maker
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2011, 06:10:49 PM »

7 min - It's Jesus! Wait, no. That's Connor? Why does he have such a clean long beard?
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2011, 06:12:06 PM »

9 min - Even the horse is disgusted by that romantic scene.
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2011, 06:13:54 PM »

10 min - She's a little too young looking to be his Mother. Maybe it's an ancient Scotish secret.
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2011, 06:16:33 PM »

13 min - "Black powder. It will ease your suffering."

Or blow you up. I do not want to be the poor bastard who has to clean up Connor's Mom after this.
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2011, 06:19:13 PM »

15 min - Running at Connor like that with your arms stretched out and screaming is not going to help kill him! Of course he shanked you first you, dingbat!
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« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2011, 06:20:19 PM »

17 min - Ah! It's the most terrifying motorcycle gang of all time! "The bikers who wear silly hats"!
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #13 on: June 03, 2011, 06:21:04 PM »

18 min - No! You can't do that! I don't care WHO you are!
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #14 on: June 03, 2011, 06:23:06 PM »

19 min - NOW he loses?! The f**k?! He just kicked the s**t out of everyone in a way that gives Chuck Norris penis envy but he does a "Come at me bro!" pose and gets owned by a random monk with a shotgun! That just makes no sense!
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