From a completely unverified news source. . .

[Mofo Rising]

Phillippe To Grab Chainsaw

Hollywood hunk Ryan Phillippe is reported to have signed up to play Leatherface in a remake of 1974 classic horror flick The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The star - whose wife is sexy actress Reese Witherspoon - will have to put on weight, wear dead skin, take to transvestitism and run around hacking up teenagers with a chainsaw for the part. But Hollywood sources say the 27-year-old is keen to take on the role. Production of the film, which will be produced by Michael Bay' Platinum Dunes production company, is due to start this summer.

[Steven Millan]

               Don't worry,MoFo,for this has very fortunately turned out to be a completely flase rumor,which started as an April Fools Day joke over at creature-corner. Can't believe this is becoming the cruelest,most stretched rumor since Z-Rock(the former Texas-based all-heavy metal  radio station)pulled off a 1994 April Fools Day (false)rumor that Metallica had broken up(a whole lotta sad,but fooled,heshers that day).

[Mofo Rising]

I wasn't worried.  Spreading false information. . . Looks like my attempt to needlessly stir up trouble has blew up in my face.  I must look quite the fool.  An April fool, as it were.

The only April Fool's joke that really had me going for a couple of days was that "Sonic and Tails in Super Smash Bros." hoax in EGM.

Someday I will make a movie entitled "The Boy Who Cried Werewolf".

[Cullen]

Hey, Mofo Rising!  Did you know that there was already a movie called "A Boy Who Cried Werewolf."  Check out http://us.imdb.com/Title?0069820.  The question is, would your ABWCWW be better than the first one?

[Mofo Rising]

Cullen wrote:
>
> Hey, Mofo Rising!  Did you know that there was already
> a movie called "A Boy Who Cried Werewolf."  Check out
> http://us.imdb.com/Title?0069820.  The question is, would
> your ABWCWW be better than the first one?

It would be if I went with my original intentions and filmed it with an all midget cast.

[Frannie]

One of the San Francisco radio stations switched formats a couple years back for April fools.  They became "K-GAY.  All gay.  All the time".  Pretty much an entire day of disco songs and bad 80s bands.

[Jay O'Connor]

This year, a local sports radio station started the rumour that Jerry Jones was moving the Cowboys to Los Angeles