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« on: February 12, 2015, 11:24:10 PM »

This was her response.

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« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2015, 03:04:11 AM »

 BounceGiggle TeddyR

If I asked that exact question, the response would be "Please turn your phone off."  TeddyR
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« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2015, 01:21:48 AM »

Whats Siri? I have many questions for this Oracle.  Question
Like-"Why does my ass hurt?"
"Why is it called hamburger-when it's made of beef?"
"Do robots dream of electric sheep?"
" If your born crazy-can you go sane-and would you then think your going crazy?"
"What's the difference between s**t and apple butter?"
"Whats the difference between my ass and a hole in the wall"
"If I had any brains,would I take them out and play with them?"
"What's the differnce betwen my head my head and a hat rack?"
"If I had any brains-would I be dangerous?"
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« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2015, 11:36:27 PM »

I once asked it why it was so broken and screwed up.
It apologized and told me it was doing its best. I got a kick out of that. It's a great time waster to ask random questions.
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« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2015, 08:12:31 PM »

Whats Siri? I have many questions for this Oracle.  Question
Like-"Why does my ass hurt?"
"Why is it called hamburger-when it's made of beef?"
"Do robots dream of electric sheep?"
" If your born crazy-can you go sane-and would you then think your going crazy?"
"What's the difference between s**t and apple butter?"
"Whats the difference between my ass and a hole in the wall"
"If I had any brains,would I take them out and play with them?"
"What's the differnce betwen my head my head and a hat rack?"
"If I had any brains-would I be dangerous?"

I'm afraid I can't answer many of your questions, but I do have a possible answer for your 2nd question. While there have been many claims as to who invented the original hamburger, one of the claims is for a man named Otto Kause who lived in Hamburg, Germany, at the time of his suppose invention of the hamburger. Thus, from Hamburg, we get hamburger.
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« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2015, 10:37:26 PM »

rc, let me know when you get the answer to the apple butter question, please. that stuff is DISGUSTING!
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« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2015, 12:26:01 PM »

Siri, you can't be serious.
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« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2015, 03:27:51 PM »

People will become wary of new technology as soon as the pod bar door app is introduced
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« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2015, 06:32:04 PM »

I still dont know what Siri is-wtf is this Siri thng?  Question
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« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2015, 09:09:28 AM »

Siri, you can't be serious.
I am serious, and don't call me Siri."
There, happy?
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