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« Reply #15 on: June 22, 2011, 09:37:58 AM »

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« Reply #16 on: June 22, 2011, 12:14:16 PM »

"I can see up your skirt from here."
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« Reply #17 on: June 22, 2011, 12:33:18 PM »

In small letters "You're standing on my balls!"
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« Reply #18 on: June 22, 2011, 12:35:14 PM »

Thank you for those . . . interesting responses! TeddyR
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« Reply #19 on: June 22, 2011, 01:17:31 PM »

The first act, "The Wind" has two guys discussing their funeral plans. Wink
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« Reply #20 on: June 22, 2011, 06:33:59 PM »

There's a tombstone in the Key West cemetery (I used to live about half a block from it!) that reads:
"I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK"
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« Reply #21 on: June 22, 2011, 06:44:07 PM »





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« Reply #22 on: June 22, 2011, 06:58:04 PM »

Tibetan funeral!
Tie me down, carve me up, feed my neckid cadaver to the birds.

Tombstone would read, "If you can read this, He got et."
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« Reply #23 on: June 22, 2011, 09:00:51 PM »




I'm not sure what I'd want on my tombstone, but I'd like a rocking chair next to my grave for Rigor Mortis to set in.  Twirling
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« Reply #24 on: June 22, 2011, 09:53:16 PM »

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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« Reply #25 on: June 22, 2011, 10:01:30 PM »

(Insert Clever Quote Here)
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« Reply #26 on: June 22, 2011, 10:16:23 PM »

Not that we're, per se, happy he's dead, but, Damn! Was he annoying!
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« Reply #27 on: June 22, 2011, 10:37:25 PM »

They'll stone you no mater what you gave
They'll stone you as they come in a wave
They'll stone you even if you were a fav'
They'll stone you when you're buried in the grave

But I would not feel so all alone
Everyone gets a tomb stone

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« Reply #28 on: June 22, 2011, 10:41:28 PM »



Hmmm... I dont know. Maybe four meats, Im not really sure
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« Reply #29 on: June 23, 2011, 04:57:15 AM »

Small | Large
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