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« on: July 25, 2011, 06:20:46 PM »

Anyone seen it? It's as bad as the trailer makes it look. And not in the good way.
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« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2011, 06:59:22 PM »

Didn't see it yet. But since it stars Kevin James, is produced by Adam Sandler, and has talking animals, I expect it to blow.

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« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2011, 08:40:20 AM »

It's not good. The kids liked it, because you had talking animals including a monkey who's romatic advice to Kevin James was to "throw poo at her." Otherwise it was pretty sub-par. It seemed like they put the precise minimum amount of effort necessary into everything in order to get the movie in the can. It's Larry the Cable Guy bad.

  The only redeeming aspect was Rosario Dawson. It was both tragic and heroic to watch her try and rise above the material.

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« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2011, 10:43:08 AM »

Well, my 71 year-old mother, whom I love dearly, said she saw it and it was really "cute." Well, like I said, I love her dearly, but that was about all I needed to know.

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