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« on: August 08, 2011, 09:49:07 PM »
Which one has gone on to become a masterpiece of American cinema, the other remaining a disgraceful piece of walrus manure?

Seed of Chucky
Child's Play
Child's Play 2
Bride of Chucky
Child's Play 3
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« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2011, 10:14:42 PM »
I would have to say "Child's Play" was the best.  The rest are the worst.

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« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2011, 10:17:51 PM »
Quote from: JPickettIII on August 08, 2011, 10:14:42 PM
I would have to say "Child's Play" was the best.  The rest are the worst.

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Kinda the same but with me Its 'Bride of Chucky' thats the best.

The rest are the worsrt.
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« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2011, 10:46:26 PM »
Bride of Chucky
Child's Play 2
Seed of Chucky
Child's Play
Child's Play 3

I know it's borderline blasphemy to rank the original so low... but it's too serious for my taste and it has too many slow points throughout. it works the first time you watch it but doesn't hold up for multiple views like I feel the others do.
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« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2011, 07:54:16 AM »
1)  Bride of Chucky - I usually despise horror/comedies, but that one hits all the right notes.
2)  Child's Play 2 - Love the '80s feel (even though it's from 1990).  Don't know, it's just fun and I watch it every October before Halloween.
3)  Child's Play - the mom is great and it has some nice suspense, but that kid is just so damned annoying.

I think I saw part 3 many years ago but I can't remember it.  Never saw Seed of Chucky.
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« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2011, 08:26:37 AM »
Ranking them based on my preference:
Bride of Chucky
Seed of Chucky
Child's Play
Child's Play 2
Child's Play 3

My overall reasonings: The first three were great for their time, and the best part was it seemed like an overlying trilogy, involving Andy and Chucky.  But, I like Bride and Seed more.  Primarily cause they did decide to amp up the comedy, and Bride and Seed gave some good comedic showings in dealing with a psycho falling in love with his equally insane ex-girlfriend, marriage, adapting to said marriage.  Then, having a child and the mother expecting the father to set a good example for the child, but the father unwilling to change and continues killing.  Kind of a spoof of Kramer vs. Kramer. 

Overall, I like all the films and have the dvd's.  Just falls down to whichever one I want to watch at any given time.
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« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2011, 01:08:41 PM »
Seed Of Chucky is the worst film I have ever seen.
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« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2011, 01:19:57 PM »
Quote from: Circus Circus on August 09, 2011, 01:08:41 PM
Seed Of Chucky is the worst film I have ever seen.

Watch Xanadu.

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« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2011, 01:26:54 PM »
Child's Play
Bride of Chucky.
and the rest........
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« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2011, 01:28:56 PM »
I haven't seen the early "Child's Play" flicks in years, but I do remember liking the 1st and 3rd. I know I've seen "2" but it must've been pretty forgettable cuz I can't recall a thing about it.

"Bride of Chucky" was a hoot. Weird, hilarious, borderline disturbing at times (a doll-on-doll sex scene?).

Never seen "Seed of Chucky" and after some of the reviews I've read over the years I'm honestly in no hurry to.  
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« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2011, 01:53:56 PM »
Quote from: Circus Circus on August 09, 2011, 01:08:41 PM
Seed Of Chucky is the worst film I have ever seen.
Michael Bay, Roland Emmerich, Uwe Boll and Ed Wood would like a word with you. :)
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« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2011, 02:23:22 PM »
Quote from: Circus Circus on August 09, 2011, 01:08:41 PM
Seed Of Chucky is the worst film I have ever seen.

If that's the worst film you've seen, then you are one lucky clown.
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« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2011, 02:28:18 PM »
Quote from: InformationGeek on August 09, 2011, 02:23:22 PM
Quote from: Circus Circus on August 09, 2011, 01:08:41 PM
Seed Of Chucky is the worst film I have ever seen.

If that's the worst film you've seen, then you are one lucky clown.
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Quote from: Circus Circus on August 09, 2011, 01:08:41 PM
Seed Of Chucky is the worst film I have ever seen.
Michael Bay, Roland Emmerich, Uwe Boll and Ed Wood would like a word with you. :)

No, honestly. I found it to be completely tasteless, appalling, a huge disappointment and slap in the face to anyone who thought they'd see a decent Child's Play film. Ya know, the "horror" films about a killer doll?? I thought stuff like Weasels Rip My Flesh and Pink Flamingos were better.
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« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2011, 06:00:03 PM »
Child's Play
Child's Play 3
Bride Of Chucky
Child's Play 2
Seed Of Chucky

Eh.. didn't really like any after the first.  The third was a little better than the others in my opinion.  Bride had a couple funny parts.  2 was stupid, Seed even more so.
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« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2011, 08:46:50 PM »
Child's Play (this one actually scared my girlfriend a while back, definitely has some good moments)
Child's Play 2 (had some good action and thrills IMO)
Bride of Chucky (a fun movie takes things in an interesting new direction)
Child's Play 3 (lame and unnecessary sequel obviously made to cash in on the franchise)
Seed of Chucky (very disappointing follow-up to Bride, just lame and unfunny)
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