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« on: August 11, 2011, 10:13:31 AM »





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AUGUST 10--A Louisiana man arrested yesterday for driving around a Walmart parking lot with his penis exposed explained to cops that “he gets aroused” when visiting the retail giant, according to a police report.

Travis Keen, 28, was busted on an obscenity charge and booked into the Ouachita Parish jail, where he is being held in lieu of $5000 bail.

Keen, pictured in the mug shot at right, was collared after a witness reported to police that a man driving a Ford Taurus drove past him “with his penis exposed.” The witness, who tailed the Ford as it drove around a Walmart parking lot in Monroe, told cops that when the suspect “saw a female in the parking lot he would stop and watch them.”

When Officer Colby Spillers confronted him, Keen reportedly “stated he did have his penis out because of past experiences he had at Wal-Mart. Keen stated when he comes to Wal-Mart he gets aroused.”


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« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2011, 12:30:47 PM »

He heard they were dropping prices so he dropped his pants
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« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2011, 01:24:15 PM »

At least he didn't proposition anyone for a rollback.
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« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2011, 02:14:13 PM »

I don't know. I get a certain arousal when I walk into WalMart. I feel like I'm conquering a third world country and that excites me. Does that make me strange?
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« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2011, 04:19:48 PM »

I get the desire to eat right and exercise...
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« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2011, 09:43:44 PM »

Maybe the poor guy has a redneck fetish he can't control.
I just always feel the need to wash my hands after leaving wal-mart.
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« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2011, 09:13:03 PM »

What a great way to stimulate the economy...
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« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2011, 12:23:49 PM »

Walmart should use this guy in their next ad campaign.

"Wal-Mart. When you're here, you're HOT. At least as far as I'm concerned."
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« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2011, 09:43:35 PM »

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« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2011, 10:51:50 PM »

I'm wondering what they'll call this apparently new fetish. What Latin-sounding term could someone tack "philia" onto? Any suggestions?
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« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2011, 10:53:26 AM »

I know this sounds weird but I was watching tv the other day and their is something called an objectsexual. These people get aroused by cars, trees, the freaking Berlin wall! Maybe this guy has a Walmart fetish, like he actually gets hard looking at the building.
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