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« on: August 16, 2011, 12:12:59 AM »
This evening I informed my spouse that I would be "taking the Browns to the Super Bowl" before going to town.  Said comment was met with a blank stare (she saw ZOMBIELAND, but forgot its use in that film, apparently).  Since we humans perpetually invent colorful terms to describe our biological functions, I wonder . . . just how many colorful synonyms for defecation there actually are?  Let's rule out "poop' and the S-word for starters.  Here are just a few:

Downloading a pile
Discharging Ballast
Giving Birth to a Democrat/Republican (depends on your political leanings)
Depositing a Political Promise
Taking a (insert name of unpopular co-worker)
Releasing the Brown Trout
Launching a Septic Python


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« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2011, 12:17:05 AM »
Floating a biscuit  Smile
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« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2011, 12:44:38 AM »
Punching  slugs
(un)Loading some barrels
Boiling Brownies
s**tzkrieg (For particularly violent loads)

I created this phrase for urinating, but it could be modified:

Driving the golden van down to sunshine land, via the porcelain highway.
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« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2011, 01:07:54 AM »
My Dad always said "I'm just going to talk to......" and then he would insert the name of a certain hated politician.  Wink
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« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2011, 01:41:01 AM »
Dropping the kids off at the pool.
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« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2011, 04:33:29 AM »
Corn planting.
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« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2011, 07:14:39 AM »
Going to see a man about a dog.
Going to spend some quality time on the throne.
Roosting.
Pinching a loaf.
Making stinky.
Hershey squirts (diarrhea).
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« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2011, 07:21:49 AM »
Leaving a toilet turnip
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« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2011, 07:25:39 AM »
In Afrikaans, you would say:

"Ek gaan na die kleinhuisie toe" [I'm going to the small house]
"Ek gaan gou my belasting betaal" [I'm off to pay my income tax]

And the most blatant:

"Ek gaan kak." [I'm going to s***]  Buggedout
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« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2011, 07:34:05 AM »
Releasing the logs.
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« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2011, 08:16:15 AM »
* Squeezing one out
* Bombing submarines
* Schedule K (this was from my days in public accounting . . . a Schedule K item on a tax return is income or expense that is passed through to the owners of the company . . . thus, a "pass through")
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« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2011, 11:21:19 AM »
Stop to Drop A Plug
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« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2011, 01:54:02 PM »
Bomb the porcelain sea

Freeing my hostages

Code Brown

Letting the toilet know who's boss
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« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2011, 03:29:36 PM »
Hit the Steinbrenner, before he passed away
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« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2011, 03:32:27 PM »
Sharing the loaf
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