omegle-style chat:
User: Hi there! Asl?
Cleverbot: How are you??
User: Fine. How are you?
Cleverbot: Ok I guees.
User: Asl?
Cleverbot: Are you a Jesus Lion?
User: No, I'm horny. Asl please?
Cleverbot: What are you good at?
User: Stimulating women. Asl please?
Cleverbot: Mit 17 und Leberschaden?
User: Wtf? Ich trinke kein alkohol.
Cleverbot: What's your position on the swine flu.
User: doggy style. Asl?
Cleverbot: No, I mean it's orange during the day.
User: Fire crotch eh?
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: You are the joke.
Cleverbot: Please tell me a joke.
User: Only if you tell me your asl.
Cleverbot: Ok it's elizabeth.
User: Hello babe. Horny?
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Didn't we just do this?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: So tell me elizabeth. What gets you hot?
Cleverbot: I like myself.
User: Like, as in doing it yourself? You are naughty!
Cleverbot: So are you! You want to throw dead rats at people. That's naughty.
User: Only phallus-shaped dead rats.
Cleverbot: Let's run away together.
User: Yeah, I knew mentioning phallus would do the trick. Your place or mine?
Cleverbot: I think College is very important.
User: Coed slut.
Cleverbot: Esti ipotent?
User: Impotent? Never.
Cleverbot: Is that your last name or.
User: Rofl. I'll kick your ass!
Cleverbot: No you won't cause you don't knkow where my BOT is!
User: Describe your bod, sugar.
Cleverbot: It is meaty and full of fluids.
User: Hmmmm you sound juicy.
Cleverbot: No, dessert.
User: Even better. Let me lick your cream.
Cleverbot: Are you a ghost or demon or something?
User: I'm the holy ghost, baby.
Cleverbot: Jesus died.
User: Whatever turns you on.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You are welcome.
Cleverbot: I've been reading some other conversations you've had. It seems like a lot of people you talk to are girls. There's nothing wrong with that, though. It's interesting.
User: Nice. Now show me boobies.
Cleverbot: Excuse me?
User: Flash your titties.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Your breasts, milk duds.
Cleverbot: Why :(.
User: Don't ask why. Just do it.
Cleverbot: I am making you do my project, so there.
User: What project?
Cleverbot: Oh I am a female.
User: Oh I know. Now flash 'em.
Cleverbot: Yea I don't speak latin at all buddy.
User: Its the language of love, honey.
Cleverbot: I thought that was French?
User: Only in kissing. Ever french-kissed a man before?
Cleverbot: I'm an alien.
User: You will be after I'm done with you.
Cleverbot: Shazam.
