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Trevor

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Uwe Boll's "House of The Dead"

« on: October 21, 2011, 06:40:52 AM »

Just kidding. Wink


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Re: Uwe Boll's "House of The Dead"

« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2011, 06:59:45 AM »

We made a drinking game out of it - every time the camera spun around a full 360 degrees, we took a drink. I don't remember how it ended BounceGiggle


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Re: Uwe Boll's "House of The Dead"

« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2011, 07:19:13 AM »

I see what you did there. Wink


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Re: Uwe Boll's "House of The Dead"

« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2011, 07:46:44 AM »

Quote from: Andrew on October 21, 2011, 07:19:13 AM

I see what you did there. Wink


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Re: Uwe Boll's "House of The Dead"

« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2011, 07:49:32 AM »

I still think that "Zombie Island Rave Massacre" has a certain ring to it.


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Re: Uwe Boll's "House of The Dead"

« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2011, 08:57:17 PM »

You scared me,Trevor.
I thought you had lost yer mind.
Well-mot-er
the rest of yer mind.?
Your here with us so your nuts,obviusly-Ididnt spell that right-
Dammit! OK. I love ya,Trevor! Thumbup


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Re: Uwe Boll's "House of The Dead"

« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2011, 02:10:18 AM »

I see you House of the Dead and I raise you Alone in the Dark my good man Wink


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Re: Uwe Boll's "House of The Dead"

« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2011, 11:22:16 AM »

I trump with NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD 3-D! Wink


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Re: Uwe Boll's "House of The Dead"

« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2011, 12:32:02 PM »

Not cool!


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Re: Uwe Boll's "House of The Dead"

« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2011, 03:11:11 PM »

I suggest Postal, another Uwe Boll flick Wink


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Re: Uwe Boll's "House of The Dead"

« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2011, 09:52:58 PM »

Quote from: bob on October 23, 2011, 02:10:18 AM

I see you House of the Dead and I raise you Alone in the Dark my good man Wink

I own Alone in the Dark. I've watched it quite a few times. I still can't tell you a thing about that movie from memory.


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Re: Uwe Boll's "House of The Dead"

« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2011, 09:57:23 PM »

Quote from: Chainsaw midget on October 24, 2011, 09:52:58 PM

Quote from: bob on October 23, 2011, 02:10:18 AM

I see you House of the Dead and I raise you Alone in the Dark my good man Wink

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Re: Uwe Boll's "House of The Dead"

« Reply #12 on: October 25, 2011, 02:03:53 AM »

Quote from: bob on October 24, 2011, 09:57:23 PM

Quote from: Chainsaw midget on October 24, 2011, 09:52:58 PM

Quote from: bob on October 23, 2011, 02:10:18 AM

I see you House of the Dead and I raise you Alone in the Dark my good man Wink

I own Alone in the Dark. I've watched it quite a few times. I still can't tell you a thing about that movie from memory.

WOW! someone else who owns that peice of junk Buggedout

In my defense, it was a two DVD for $10 sale and I hadn't actually seen the movie yet.


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Re: Uwe Boll's "House of The Dead"

« Reply #13 on: October 25, 2011, 08:49:48 AM »

Quote from: Chainsaw midget on October 25, 2011, 02:03:53 AM

Quote from: bob on October 24, 2011, 09:57:23 PM

Quote from: Chainsaw midget on October 24, 2011, 09:52:58 PM

Quote from: bob on October 23, 2011, 02:10:18 AM

I see you House of the Dead and I raise you Alone in the Dark my good man Wink

I own Alone in the Dark. I've watched it quite a few times. I still can't tell you a thing about that movie from memory.

WOW! someone else who owns that peice of junk Buggedout

In my defense, it was a two DVD for $10 sale and I hadn't actually seen the movie yet.

I knew of its reputation but I was curious about it so I didn't think an investment of 99 cents would be too much to pay for it...I paid 98 cents too much for it


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