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« on: October 01, 2011, 06:03:13 PM »



I got in bed with that Padmé girl last night and I woke up like this!
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« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2011, 09:40:24 PM »

"Ok Jabba, now turn and cough..."
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« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2011, 09:47:39 PM »



McCoy (thinking to himself): Oh yay.  Another Hutt with diarrhea!
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« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2011, 06:26:34 PM »

Look.  Seriously.  Next time George Lucas says he wants to make changes to the movie again,somebody needs to stop him.
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« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2011, 07:46:32 AM »

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a computer graphics artist!
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« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2011, 11:46:48 AM »

 


Scotty, you've got to cut back on the whiskey and deep-fried haggis.
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« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2011, 12:46:12 PM »



Now this is one disgusting crossover.
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« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2011, 10:59:22 PM »

"Bones - it's me, Jim . . . I, er, slept with that Andorian girl . . . you know, the one from the bar on Rigel 7.  I don't feel too well, Bones!"
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« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2011, 11:08:47 PM »



Oh man, your Captain's log has nothing on what I dropped in there.. whew!
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« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2011, 07:19:22 AM »

Jabba: Yes, unfortunately I have VD.
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« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2011, 01:24:24 PM »

 


  Yeah ..I'm here about the Tribble infestation. I'm gonna need about 50 gallons of BBQ sauce and A LOT of paper napkins.
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« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2011, 09:28:22 PM »



Kirk: The Captain's Chair broke when I tried to sit in it.
McCoy: I think you have a weight problem, Jim.
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« Reply #12 on: October 05, 2011, 08:10:37 AM »

"I told Lucas what I thought of his new song and dance number. You guys wouldn't happen to have any openings, would you?"
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« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2011, 08:18:43 AM »

Jabba: Question, Dr. McCoy.  What does Nurse Chapel look like in a metal bikini?
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« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2011, 12:14:21 PM »


McCoy: "Lord, why did Jim's STD have to evolve..."
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