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« Reply #255 on: June 25, 2015, 07:38:51 PM »

Granted, but the supplier accidentally switched the CD with a Jonas Brothers disc.

I wish turtles could talk.
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« Reply #256 on: June 26, 2015, 03:09:56 AM »

Granted but instead of talking, they endlessly sing the greatest hits of bands like New Kids On The Block and The Spice Girls.

I wish someone else would do all the paperwork that comes across my desk.
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« Reply #257 on: June 26, 2015, 02:53:32 PM »

Granted, but they do it so badly you get fired.

I wish robots would hurry and enslave the human race.

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« Reply #258 on: June 27, 2015, 10:49:08 AM »

Granted, but they do it so badly you get fired.

I wish robots would hurry and enslave the human race.



Granted, but they're laissez-faire masters and they generally let us handle our own affairs, so things continue pretty much as before but with occasional robot lashings.

I wish that the person who grants my wish will become my best pal!
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« Reply #259 on: July 02, 2015, 06:13:35 AM »

Granted, but they do it so badly you get fired.

I wish robots would hurry and enslave the human race.




Granted, but they're laissez-faire masters and they generally let us handle our own affairs, so things continue pretty much as before but with occasional robot lashings.

I wish that the person who grants my wish will become my best pal!


Wish granted. Now we're best pals!
FOREVER.


I wish that I wouldn't get the trots whenever I eat fried food.
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« Reply #260 on: November 28, 2015, 12:22:28 AM »

Granted. But you will get the trots whenever you eat something that isn't fried.

I wish I was able to watch every monster movie and TV show in existence, including lost ones.
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« Reply #261 on: November 30, 2015, 06:01:51 AM »

Granted, but they are all dubbed in a language you don't understand with no subtitles.


I wish someone else would pay all my bills for me.
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« Reply #262 on: November 30, 2015, 04:29:16 PM »

Granted, but you have to pay all of that person's bills.

I wish I could actually find and try a lucuma (it's a Peruvian fruit).
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« Reply #263 on: January 14, 2017, 01:33:19 PM »

Granted, but you have to pay all of that person's bills.

I wish I could actually find and try a lucuma (it's a Peruvian fruit).

Granted, but you discover that you're alergic, and break out in hives.  Then the hives hatch into wasps.

I wish wasps were extinct.
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« Reply #264 on: January 16, 2017, 12:36:09 AM »

Granted but millipedes learn to fly to fill that ecological niche instead.

I really wish that occasionally I could manage to sleep more than 4 hours a night.
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« Reply #265 on: January 16, 2017, 01:44:38 AM »

Granted.  You manage to sleep four hours and five minutes every Friday night.

I wish that Joss Whedon would travel back in time, shoot seven more Firefly seasons with all original crew and cast and writers, etc, and that all said seasons would be then brought forward in time to me now, in original English, in a digital format I can use, and that I'd get to watch them all and they'd be wonderful.
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« Reply #266 on: January 16, 2017, 11:53:42 AM »

Granted. However, thanks to a brain aneurysm resulting from a side-effect of time travel, the underlying storyline of the series becomes an incomprehensible mess and most of the episodes are uniformly terrible.

I wish both major party candidates had suffered fatal strokes shortly before the presidential election.
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« Reply #267 on: January 16, 2017, 01:13:05 PM »

Granted, but their replacements were David Duke and Lyndon Laroush.


I wish I could be more grateful for what I have and less resentful over what I don't.
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« Reply #268 on: January 17, 2017, 10:07:05 AM »

Ok, but it involves psychological surgery.

I wish for a pet dragon.
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« Reply #269 on: January 17, 2017, 07:44:48 PM »

Granted, but he eats your entire family and uses your bedroom for a litterbox.

I wish that Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton had settled the election in a steel cage death match.
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