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The Cat Herder of Badmovies
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I'm a Mac...

« on: October 16, 2011, 09:51:12 PM »

O'Brien: Bridge, we have a problem!
Picard: No s--t, Chief!  We can smell it all the way up here!  What the hell man, did you beam a bag of raw sewage onboard?!

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
Inventor of the Turnip Twaddler and
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« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2011, 01:13:59 PM »

Now this is a pod! Let's race!

Yes,I'm long as I don't look too closely.
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« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2012, 06:59:57 PM »

St. Jabba can easily be identified by his blue halo.

"...this time Toxie and his blind platinum-blonde girlfriend with enormous garbonzas have to fight a bunch of terrorists called the Warner Brothers who machine-gun video stores who refuse to accept the new 'top 20 titles only' policy of the evil Apocalypse Inc. 'But we want VARIETY,' the residents of Tromaville, New Jersey, whine. And then the Warner Brothers blow their heads off."-Joe Bob on THE TOXIC AVENGER III: THE LAST TEMPTATION OF TOXIE
El Misfit
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Hi there!

« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2012, 01:00:58 AM »

Spock, please tell me that this is not related to the Vulcan's or Klingon's!

yeah no.
Muttley! DO something!!
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I laugh at your fail!

« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2012, 01:50:54 PM »

Hmm.. why shower not turning on?

HBO in space!<br />
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« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2012, 08:26:12 AM »

Picard: Why is there a giant singing turd on the transporter pad, and why isn't Mr. Worf phasering it off?

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2012, 12:05:13 PM »

Jabba sings 'Blue Light Special'
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