Bad Movie Logo
"A website to the detriment of good film"
Custom Search
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
December 01, 2015, 05:02:22 PM
557688 Posts in 42599 Topics by 5504 Members
Latest Member: 80zman Forum  |  Movies  |  Humorous Captions  |  A problem « previous next »
Pages: [1]
Author Topic: A problem  (Read 795 times)
The Cat Herder of Badmovies
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

Karma: 256
Posts: 3409

I'm a Mac...

« on: October 16, 2011, 09:51:12 PM »

O'Brien: Bridge, we have a problem!
Picard: No s--t, Chief!  We can smell it all the way up here!  What the hell man, did you beam a bag of raw sewage onboard?!

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
Inventor of the Turnip Twaddler and
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

Karma: 304
Posts: 3136

« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2011, 01:13:59 PM »

Now this is a pod! Let's race!

Yes,I'm long as I don't look too closely.
Rev. Powell
Global Moderator
B-Movie Kraken

Karma: 1960
Posts: 15810

Click on that globe for 366 Weird Movies

« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2012, 06:59:57 PM »

St. Jabba can easily be identified by his blue halo.

"About twenty minutes into it, you'll be ready for it to be over. It won't be. It goes on for TWO SOLID HOURS. In order to calm down, you'll need some kind of light romantic comedy to watch, maybe something starring Freddy Krueger."-Joe Bob on SHOCKER
El Misfit
The bullsh*t meter is up high ಠ__ಠ
B-Movie Kraken

Karma: 775
Posts: 10941

Hi there!

« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2012, 01:00:58 AM »

Spock, please tell me that this is not related to the Vulcan's or Klingon's!

yeah no.
Clouseau! Hmhmhmhmm!!! (twitch)
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

Karma: 874
Posts: 8067

You said "Minkey"!

« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2012, 01:50:54 PM »

Hmm.. why shower not turning on?

HBO in space!<br />
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

Karma: 469
Posts: 7764

« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2012, 08:26:12 AM »

Picard: Why is there a giant singing turd on the transporter pad, and why isn't Mr. Worf phasering it off?

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2012, 12:05:13 PM »

Jabba sings 'Blue Light Special'
Pages: [1] Forum  |  Movies  |  Humorous Captions  |  A problem « previous next »
    Jump to:  

    RSS Feed Subscribe Subscribe by RSS
    Email Subscribe Subscribe by Email

    Popular Articles
    How To Find A Bad Movie

    The Champions of Justice

    Plan 9 from Outer Space

    Manos, The Hands of Fate

    Podcast: Todd the Convenience Store Clerk

    Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

    Dragonball: The Magic Begins

    Cool As Ice

    The Educational Archives: Driver's Ed

    Godzilla vs. Monster Zero

    Do you have a zombie plan?

    ImageThe Giant Claw - Slime drop

    Earth is visited by a GIANT ANTIMATTER SPACE BUZZARD! Gawk at the amazingly bad bird puppet, or chuckle over the silly dialog. This is one of the greatest b-movies ever made.

    Lesson Learned:
    • Osmosis: os·mo·sis (oz-mo'sis, os-) n., 1. When a bird eats something.

    Subscribe to and get updates by email:

    HOME B-Movie Reviews Reader Reviews Forum Interviews TV Shows Advertising Information Sideshows Links Contact is owned and operated by Andrew Borntreger. All original content is © 1998 - 2014 by its respective author(s). Image, video, and audio files are used in accordance with the Fair Use Law, and are property of the film copyright holders. You may freely link to any page (.html or .php) on this website, but reproduction in any other form must be authorized by the copyright holder.