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« on: November 15, 2011, 04:44:44 AM »

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Yes, you heard that right and your imagination has probably already figured out what is going on here. This bizarre way to get high or drunk isnít brand new but has been revisited after a news station in Phoenix Arizona covered this new trend is a local hit. The news station, KPHO is on CBS and did a feature video on the new teen trend that includes vodka soaked tampons and beer bongs with liquor instead of beer used straight in the butt.

The vodka tampons are prepared by teens ahead of time and used like the common jello shot. Instead of passing around flavored jello shots everyone gets a shot of vodka in a soaked tampon. Each super absorbing tampon holds an entire shot of vodka. When the tampon is inserted in the vagina it is rapidly absorbed into the system and provides a stronger and quicker intoxication than any normal shot of vodka. The boys arenít left out in this tricky party manevuer, they just take the vodka soaked tampons and insert them rectally for their fast drunk.

Doctors and police have warned this isnít just fun and games for your next party however, there are risks involved with these methods. In the CBS report they interviewed a doctor named Dan Quan who stated, ďIt can cause mucosal irritation, meaning the vaginal wall can be irritated.Ē We are assuming this same irritation can be an issue in anyoneís rectum as well. In addition these health issues there is no barrier or protection from people getting alcohol poisoning.

Alcohol poisoning is much easier to get from alcohol tampons because there is no gag reflex or way for your body to throw up the alcohol you may have over consumed. Alcohol poisoning can lead to death very quickly and is dangerous for your brain, heart and liver. Alcohol soaked tampons are the quickest way to alcohol poisoning because it removes all of your bodies natural defenses.

If this new teenage alcohol binge drinking trend has you scratching your head this isnít the end of it. Teens are also now using beer bongs in a new way that is called butt chugging. Butt chugging is usually absent of beer and is replaced by shots of liqour straight into the beer bong. The beer bong is inserted in the rectum and absorbed instantly in the colon of the individual. Butt chugging is also a major culprit of alochol poisoning because it eliminates the bodies ability to vomit up the alcohol as well.

Butt chugging was featured on Spike TVís 1000 Ways to Die on Episode 5 as well. The trendy alcoholic cocktail was called an alcohol enema on this show. The story went that an alcoholic that had just had surgery on his throat was dying for a drink. After the alcoholic begged his wife enough she went into the bathroom and filled the end of an emema bag while the man stood in the shower and had is emema of Sherry straight in his you know what. The man laid down happy as a drunk could be and never woke up again by bypassing his digestive track and getting drunk really quick but getting alcohol poisoning quicker then ever.

Bottom line: Donít try this at home kids, itís a deadly way to get a drunk. Whether itís butt chugging, alcohol enemaís or vodka tampons youíre asking for death, not a good buzz.


Source: z6mag.com

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« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2011, 07:40:46 AM »

Kind of hard to pick up chicks at a party when she's just seen you stick a vodka bong up your a$$, wouldn't you think?  I dunno, doesn't seem very dignified to me.  Course I'm an old fart, what do I know   TeddyR
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« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2011, 07:51:51 AM »

Anyone that stupid probably doesn't need to be in the gene pool anyway.

All of this reinforces my view that humanity is pretty much doomed.
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« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2011, 08:43:14 AM »

There's nothing for me to say regarding this.  It speaks for itself.
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« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2011, 10:50:56 AM »

*shakes heads in disbelief* (although I can believe it!)
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« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2011, 11:04:19 AM »

I......I dont know what to say  Buggedout
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« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2011, 03:55:13 PM »

I jutcan't wait until they hitsay, 30 and think back... man I use dto get a$$-drunk, what was I thinking.
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« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2011, 07:01:59 PM »

Not for nothin' but "Butt Chugging" would be a fabulous name for a band.
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« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2011, 07:22:15 PM »

The writing on that story seemed a bit casual and amateurish to me.  Is this an orificial report?
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« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2011, 06:26:03 PM »

makes me NOT be at parties even more. Hatred
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« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2011, 12:18:41 PM »

Kinda makesyou wonder who the first person to think "You know what would be awesome?  Putting beer up your own @$$," was and why nobody stopped him. 

Oh well.  I suppose every once in a while you need something to skim the waste out of the gene pool. 
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« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2011, 07:21:10 PM »


Butt Chugging?  Vodka Tampons?  I know it won't be an act only localised to your region, but the phrase 'only in America' comes to mind...
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« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2011, 08:57:58 PM »

I saw this on Manswers once, wonder if its where these boneheads got the idea.
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« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2011, 02:22:12 AM »

Snopes.

You could do it, it's a legitimate way to get drunk really fast. The question is, is it really a widespread practice? I would say no. Now, I'm sure it's been done, there are always a few wingnuts out there, but a common practice? C'mon. If some teens are going to get a hold of some alcohol, they're just going to drink it. No need for fancy theatrics.

You get a lot of stories like this. "Oh my God, what the kids are doing these days!" Truth is, the kids are doing the same thing kids having been doing for years.

Side note, you absorb most chemicals much faster rectally than you would if you simply ingested them. It's hard enough to watch your intake with hard alcohol without the added duress of sticking them up your bum (or fanny, as it were). There is an actual practice of the coffee enema. Basically what it sounds like, an enema done with coffee. Janet Jackson has revealed in interviews that she is a proponent. Don't do this. Caffeine is fairly innocuous, but it is entirely possible to O.D. on it. Sticking it up your bum will cause you to absorb it way faster than you probably should. Even if you are a fan of the enema, don't do it with a fluid that contains caffeine.

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« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2011, 09:50:24 AM »

What douches.
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