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The Burgomaster
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« on: November 15, 2011, 03:11:41 PM »




My polyp is twice the size of yours!


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« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2011, 10:26:10 PM »

It puts hair on your cow pies.
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« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2011, 08:05:15 AM »

It's got a million uses;  I made my hat out of it!
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« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2011, 01:52:00 PM »

What side dishes can we serve with this?
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« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2011, 03:23:34 PM »

"look what just came outta me!"
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« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2011, 12:25:08 PM »



A cow pie a day keeps everyone away.

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« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2011, 04:43:16 PM »



Do it, England, do it!
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« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2011, 04:48:51 PM »

Enough vodka and ANYTHING starts to become fascinating....
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« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2011, 06:30:20 PM »

"I found THIS in the men's room urinal catch!"
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« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2011, 09:47:57 AM »

"Guess what part of me I pulled this scab off of..."
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« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2011, 06:37:51 PM »

Glorious celebratory dinner in Soviet Russia.
Is sufficient for whole month.
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« Reply #11 on: November 27, 2011, 10:28:08 PM »

"I found potato that looks just like my wife!"
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« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2011, 12:14:10 PM »



Russia, 1901.  Dr. Boris p***yfarkin celebrates the first successful vagina transplant.


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