A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #15 on: November 20, 2011, 04:14:49 PM » |
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Sorry, J.J. can't find much to say. I can't blame him.
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #16 on: November 20, 2011, 04:15:28 PM » |
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12:13 - Put the toy shotgun away, junior.
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #17 on: November 20, 2011, 04:16:14 PM » |
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13:05 - How many times do we have to hear the damn organ?
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« Reply #18 on: November 20, 2011, 04:16:53 PM » |
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13:37 - Scaring the s**t out of your clearly armed friend... Smart...
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« Reply #19 on: November 20, 2011, 04:17:32 PM » |
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14:22 - Hey, babe. You doin' anything tonight?
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« Reply #20 on: November 20, 2011, 04:18:07 PM » |
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14:22 Why the f**k was there a dead body in the closet?!
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« Reply #21 on: November 20, 2011, 04:19:28 PM » |
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Technical note - I seem to have downloaded a file that plays two dubs instead of one. The review will continue but most of the dialog will be hard to decipher, and the story will be hard to make out.
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #22 on: November 20, 2011, 04:19:51 PM » |
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14:22 Why the f**k was there a dead body in the closet?!
I'd make a coming out of the closet joke, but I'm better than that. |
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« Reply #23 on: November 20, 2011, 04:20:33 PM » |
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7:11 - Not sure if it's weed or fake grass you'd put in an Easter basket.
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« Reply #24 on: November 20, 2011, 04:23:13 PM » |
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20:00 - I think these guys will need some hand sanitizer after this.
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« Reply #25 on: November 20, 2011, 04:23:41 PM » |
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20:05- Did they really just lite a pile of dead bodies on fire?
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« Reply #26 on: November 20, 2011, 04:24:16 PM » |
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20:30 - We really don't need a pan of the whole group Bruno. I think we need a shot clock.
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« Reply #27 on: November 20, 2011, 04:26:18 PM » |
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23:00 - I love how they didn't even get nude for this sex scene.
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« Reply #28 on: November 20, 2011, 04:27:01 PM » |
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23:50 - He's just p**sed because he ran out of eye shadow.
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« Reply #29 on: November 20, 2011, 04:28:06 PM » |
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24:21 - Not even going to peel that orange? Just bite into it? Okay.
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