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« on: December 06, 2011, 02:11:45 PM »




What they really meant by "Birth of a Nation."

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« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2011, 09:42:15 PM »

I heard you could use her panties as a parachute, is that true?
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« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2011, 11:59:49 PM »

IT BURNS!  OH MY GOD IT BURRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

I really needed this right before bed time too!
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« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2011, 03:08:26 PM »

Has officially gone off cottage cheese.
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« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2011, 10:01:40 PM »

Oh well...might as well get this out of the way....


I'd hit that...
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« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2011, 11:25:26 PM »

Oh well...might as well get this out of the way....


I'd hit that...

It'd be hard to miss that target.
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« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2011, 08:17:37 AM »

In nature, Crisco lard actually lives in colonies...
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« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2011, 01:06:33 PM »

Turns out, Megan Fox is really allergic to peanuts!
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« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2011, 03:02:53 PM »


I wonder if this is how the Elephant Man was reared.


Small | Large


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« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2011, 03:05:28 PM »

Pearl from Blade gets a bandanna.
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« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2012, 12:14:09 AM »

"Oh yeah, well, your mama is so big........"
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« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2012, 04:48:41 PM »



Our new underwear comes in three sizes.  Chelsea Peretti, Lonnie Love, and Peaches.
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« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2012, 06:39:55 PM »

The hole that she's leaning down towards is the least glorious of all glory holes.
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« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2012, 11:14:56 PM »

As a classmate from high school used to say, you'd have to roll that one in flour and aim for the wet spot.
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« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2012, 07:15:50 AM »

Oh well...might as well get this out of the way....


I'd hit that...

With what?  Wink
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