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« on: December 12, 2011, 12:36:05 AM »

It wouldn't hurt so much to be a Cowboys fan if the team just sucked.
I mean, I've cheered through awful seasons before, even that dreadful rookie year of Troy Aikman, when the team went 1-15.

But this year they are so . . . stinking . . . CLOSE to being great!
Out of seven losses, six of them have been by  a single play in the 4th Quarter.
A blown route, a boneheaded penalty, a missed kick (TWO weeks in a row!).
If I suddenly quit posting forever, you'll find me dead of a coronary on my couch, clutching the remote in one hand, and my last words will be "ROMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" hot Buggedout Hatred
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« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2011, 12:47:57 AM »

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« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2011, 07:49:40 AM »

You're certainly not getting any sympathy from this 2-11 Vikings fan   TongueOut
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« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2011, 07:55:13 AM »

But that's my point!  If the Cowboys were 2-11, I could just write off the season and wonder who would be head coach next year!
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« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2011, 08:26:56 AM »

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« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2011, 09:25:33 AM »

 &*$#@@!!^&!  COWBOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*Sigh* Yeah.  So distracting!
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« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2011, 09:47:18 AM »

The way you guys moan about your teams makes me feel a lot better about the SA team called The Ama Useless ~ our national cricket team that can never win when it matters.  Buggedout
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« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2011, 10:43:44 AM »


I mean, I've cheered through awful seasons before, even that dreadful rookie year of Troy Aikman, when the team went 1-15.


I cheered that year too!  Smile
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« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2011, 12:36:26 PM »

I have some sympathy for all the Cowboys fans here, more so than last season and I root for the undefeated Green Bay Packers.

I think on facebook my brother put it best "I'm going to compare the Cowboys to this year's Wisconsin Badgers team or last year's Miami Heat; really good until clutch time and then unthinkable meltdowns happen."
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« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2011, 04:42:46 PM »

I understand completely....and I really got ticked when Garrett called that time out that cost them a field goal then tried to blame it on the ball holder. Sheesh! Boys,you have the talent but get it together! And Garrett,stop passing the buck!
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« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2011, 02:35:53 PM »

The Cowboys need a new quarterback.  Romo puts up some nice statistics, but he makes too many bad plays when the game is on the line.  I doubt he will ever take them to the promised land no matter how good the rest of the team is.  Let's face it, he's another Drew Bledsoe.

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« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2011, 06:24:46 PM »

I'll never figure out why people watch sports. Play them? Sure. Watch them...?...Why?

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« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2011, 08:02:03 AM »

I'm a fan of the Philadelphia Eagles.

In my lifetime they've only gotten to the Super Bowl once.  And lost.
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« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2011, 10:22:19 AM »

Well I could say something, like I feel your pain or I understand, I figure I shouldn't since being from Wisconsin and the Green Bay Packers and all that jazz.

Oh well, maybe I'll get to use that joke again next year...

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« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2011, 12:10:08 PM »

Wow! At first I thought all those years of collecting arrowheads had made Indy have delusions he was an Injun.
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