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« on: December 23, 2011, 05:53:38 PM »

It's exactly what it sounds like. The poll results of the review that didn't exactly happen will be saved for another week. Sunday, 8:00 PM it's bad movie time!

The exception of course being that the bad movie must be a terrible Christmas film, preferably an older one so please make your requests.
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« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2011, 10:44:31 PM »

The exception of course being that the bad movie must be a terrible Christmas film, preferably an older one so please make your requests.

Preferably older?  You are just asking for trouble with that since most people might suggest Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny.  Then again, if said newer, I would have said The Nutcracker: The Untold Story.

Ah hell with it, I request The Nutcracker: The Untold Story.  No 3D needed to experience this movie in its fullest.  TongueOut
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« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2011, 10:47:18 PM »

The exception of course being that the bad movie must be a terrible Christmas film, preferably an older one so please make your requests.

Preferably older?  You are just asking for trouble with that since most people might suggest Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny.  Then again, if said newer, I would have said The Nutcracker: The Untold Story.

Ah hell with it, I request The Nutcracker: The Untold Story.  No 3D needed to experience this movie in its fullest.  TongueOut

I knew you'd say that but I'm going to have to decline for technical reasons. Unless I have a hard copy of the disc, it can't happen; and my parents pay for my Netflix and my father probably doesn't want me renting movies that I know are going to suck.
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« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2011, 10:50:09 PM »

that great Mexican Santa Claus movie from 1959
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« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2011, 11:05:18 PM »

I knew you'd say that but I'm going to have to decline for technical reasons. Unless I have a hard copy of the disc, it can't happen; and my parents pay for my Netflix and my father probably doesn't want me renting movies that I know are going to suck.


Fair enough.  However, you leave me with option number 2: Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny.  You can't even use the excuse for it not being on Netflix, this bad boy is on Youtube!

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I checked, it was on Netlfix along with Santa Claus vs. the Martians.  Also, The Santa Claus 2 staring Tim Allen!
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« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2011, 12:31:04 AM »

I feel compelled and somewhat ashamed to admit I've nvers eena ny of the TIm Allan Santa Claus films
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« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2011, 08:44:35 AM »

I feel compelled and somewhat ashamed to admit I've never seen any of the Tim Allan Santa Claus films

The first one isn't too bad.  It's a fun little kids' film.  The second is okay, but don't go into it expecting high art.  Third... let's not talk about it.
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