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« on: January 05, 2012, 09:06:27 PM »

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I wonder how exactly they determined the amonut of damage her backside did to the paintings
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« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2012, 09:15:05 PM »

Strange, she doesn't look crazy or anything...
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« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2012, 10:19:14 PM »

Boy, she made an ass of herself, didn't she!
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« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2012, 10:30:49 PM »

Was she filming a weirdly specific fetish video?
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« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2012, 10:42:24 PM »

If she'd just said it was performance art or that she was expressing her opinion on the piece, she would've gotten away with it in some circles of the art community.
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« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2012, 03:46:21 AM »

See, it's perfectly reasonable for most people to think that mild ass-rubbing would cause less than a third of a tenth of a percent of damage to a highly valued piece of art. I get that.

But to me, that's just adds to the history of the piece. A hundred years from now, when all of us will totally value this piece as it's valued now, we will just look back at that close encounter with a mildly-disturbed woman's buttocks as vital. It will in fact, make its way into the lore, and may eventually add more than a third of a fifth percent to its overall value.

I pity this current age, which has no idea how to capitalize on a woman's buttocks. Compare that to the advanced wisdom of our future generations.

High art, it's a heady subject.

(Thank God she didn't get any urine on the piece, though. That would just be gross.)
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« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2012, 04:00:53 AM »

Look on the bright side, guys: at least it wasn't me who rubbed my bum on that painting.  Buggedout
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« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2012, 04:40:45 AM »

Just a quick thought about the painting: did it look like that before or after she rubbed herself against it?  Wink
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« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2012, 09:21:37 AM »

I agree with mofo, they should keep it like that...for posteri(or)ty
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« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2012, 09:43:16 AM »

I agree with mofo, they should keep it like that...for posteri(or)ty

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« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2012, 06:46:16 PM »

I'm not arty or knowledgable, but that woman has raised the awareness of a regional artist to a huge degree. 
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« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2012, 07:33:03 PM »

I'm not arty or knowledgable, but that woman has raised the awareness of a regional artist to a huge degree. 


The paintings of regional artists aren't worth millions. According to his wikipedia page, this guy's work ended up in quite a few major collections. So, he's obscure (I hadn't heard of the guy either and I'm getting ready to get my Bachelor of Fine Arts) but definitely bigger than a regional artist.
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« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2012, 07:59:21 PM »

She'll be the butt of the joke years to come....
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« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2012, 11:15:00 PM »

I wonder if she's cheeky
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« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2012, 09:46:02 AM »

Was she filming a weirdly specific fetish video?

So, a typical fetish video?

Look on the bright side, guys: at least it wasn't me who rubbed my bum on that painting.  Buggedout

Ever consider putting those undies in a frame? Could be worth something.

Actually, I'm surprised nobody has made a remark about the artist getting behind in his work.
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