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A.J. Bauer
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« on: January 06, 2012, 09:59:43 AM »

I got bored at started watching serial killer related things like "Dexter" and "Silence of The Lambs" all month. So now I have a game for you. Well not really as much of a game as a theoretical question that is not to be taken seriously. If you were a serial killer...

-Who would you kill?
-What would be your calling card?
-Do you have a set of principles? If so explain them.
-What would the police call you? (Ex. The _______ Killer)
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« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2012, 01:58:06 PM »

I got bored at started watching serial killer related things like "Dexter" and "Silence of The Lambs" all month. So now I have a game for you. Well not really as much of a game as a theoretical question that is not to be taken seriously. If you were a serial killer...

-Who would you kill?
-What would be your calling card?
-Do you have a set of principles? If so explain them.
-What would the police call you? (Ex. The _______ Killer)

     WHO WOULD I KILL- Unpunished evildoers.
     WHAT WOULD BE MY CALLING CARD- Literally, a card, with a set of balanced scales embossed upon it.
     MY PRINCIPLES- To kill only the unrepentant evildoer.
     MY NAME- Nemesis.
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2012, 02:40:18 PM »

This just in, several men found dead with their underwear over their heads.

Police are calling him the "Dirty Undies Killer".
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The Burgomaster
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« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2012, 02:58:42 PM »

This just in, several men found dead with their underwear over their heads.

Police are calling him the "Dirty Undies Killer".

Has anyone seen Trevor lately????


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« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2012, 03:45:25 PM »


Who would you kill: Douche bags.
What would be your calling card: I'd make all of my victims a piece of art. I would cut them up and sow them back together in different ways, make sculpturs out of them etc.
My Principles: Murder is beautiful, not a crime. It's an art form. People who murder because they're angry or want revenge and all that are destroyers of said art.
What would the police call you: The Sculpturer
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« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2012, 04:40:27 PM »

Who would you kill: Bad movie fans
What is your calling card: All victims are found wearing angora sweaters.
What would the police call you: The Creeping Terror
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2012, 05:03:39 PM »

-Targets: a***ole politicians (Rick Perry, Michele Bachman, etc.)
-Calling card: Bodies found with pictures of famous dictators and tyrants and rhyming messages on a nearby wall.
-Principles: Only kill politicians that promote sick and oppressive ideas.
-My name: The Tyrant Killer
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« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2012, 05:08:09 PM »

-Who would you kill? - All those who opress the meek and humble, wherever they may live.

-What would be your calling card?



-Do you have a set of principles? If so explain them. - To fight a neverending battle for truth, justice, and the American way.

-What would the police call you? - Hoagy Carmichael

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« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2012, 06:35:35 PM »

-Who would you kill? - People who made me really mad.

-What would be your calling card?


-Do you have a set of principles? If so explain them.  Nope, just whenever I get really mad.  And there are no witnesses around.
 
-What would the police call you?  I don't know man, they've gotta think that up themselves.  Something mysterious and scary sounding would be nice though.
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« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2012, 07:58:33 PM »

-Targets: a***ole politicians (Rick Perry, Michele Bachman, etc.)
-Calling card: Bodies found with pictures of famous dictators and tyrants and rhyming messages on a nearby wall.
-Principles: Only kill politicians that promote sick and oppressive ideas.
-My name: The Tyrant Killer

So only Republicans are a$$holes, then?
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« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2012, 10:22:37 PM »

-Targets: a***ole politicians (Rick Perry, Michele Bachman, etc.)
-Calling card: Bodies found with pictures of famous dictators and tyrants and rhyming messages on a nearby wall.
-Principles: Only kill politicians that promote sick and oppressive ideas.
-My name: The Tyrant Killer

So only Republicans are a$$holes, then?
The only thing dumber than this thread is you taking offense at it.  Consider it the idealism of youth.  AJ is not yet 20, how old are you?
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« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2012, 10:31:02 PM »

I fgured he was just jerking my chain, so I figgered I'd jerk back! TeddyR
No harm, no foul!!!
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« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2012, 10:39:51 PM »

Who would you kill? - Youtube commenters.  And rapists.  But mostly Youtube commenters.
Calling card - an old key, with a crisp brightly colored ribbon tied to it, which I would typically leave crammed into an eye socket or down the throat.
Principles - none in particular but I would always be exceedingly polite, like the KITH character

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What would the police call me? - Chaos Theory  Wink
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« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2012, 11:46:30 PM »

No political debates in my thread. And I'm nineteen, AHD. I named off random politicians I hate. I don't care what party they come from.
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!


« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2012, 12:20:21 AM »

No political debates in my thread. And I'm nineteen, AHD. I named off random politicians I hate. I don't care what party they come from.
As in "not yet 20..." Well, I was looking out for you, but since you are over 18 and you are such a natural jerk, I'll back off. 
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