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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #30 on: January 08, 2012, 09:39:24 PM »

33:20 - Oh s**t! I know those guys! They're General Katana's men from Highlander II!
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« Reply #31 on: January 08, 2012, 09:40:45 PM »

34:30 - So wait... The Rat King is the son of the Rat Queen? Does that make him a prince? Or... URRRRGHHH! I don't even care.
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #32 on: January 08, 2012, 09:41:32 PM »

35:35 - Why do the rats look like Nazis?
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #33 on: January 08, 2012, 09:43:28 PM »

37:00 - BWHAAHAHAHAHAH!! Are you kidding?! David Bowie was more respectable than this guy!
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« Reply #34 on: January 08, 2012, 09:44:18 PM »

38:00 - Not as funny as Joker's pencil trick.
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« Reply #35 on: January 08, 2012, 09:44:48 PM »

38:30 - Oh god. Nevermind. David Bowie could sing.
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #36 on: January 08, 2012, 09:46:54 PM »

40:30 - A thousand year empire? Didn't the Nazis want that? Maybe I'm wrong.
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #37 on: January 08, 2012, 09:48:09 PM »

42:00 - Isn't that Kim Jong-Il's son?
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #38 on: January 08, 2012, 09:50:55 PM »

Note - The original Nutcracker play was made in 1892, long before WWII. Hell WWI didn't even happen yet. I really shouldn't be seeing clear Nazi parallels in this movie.
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #39 on: January 08, 2012, 09:52:16 PM »

45:00 - Rat King is afraid of sun -> Makes factory -> Shut down factory -> Defeat Rat King

Why did it take so damn long to figure out?
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« Reply #40 on: January 08, 2012, 09:56:03 PM »

49:30 - Stop. Don't sing. You can't sing.
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« Reply #41 on: January 08, 2012, 09:57:37 PM »

50:40 - What the hell? Did he just break the 4th wall? Why? What called for that?
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« Reply #42 on: January 08, 2012, 09:59:29 PM »

Technical note - The video is split into two files. Because of this the time stamps will be reset. I'm sorry for the inconvenience.
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« Reply #43 on: January 08, 2012, 10:00:22 PM »

1:40 - Great, the German stereotype in singing. Also, why is he singing now? It made sense with the kids but here it's just out of place.
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« Reply #44 on: January 08, 2012, 10:02:20 PM »

4:03 - STOP BREAKING THE 4TH WALL DAMMIT!  Hatred
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