Two Truths and a Lie

[bob]

1. I spent years feeling vaguely guilty that I loved someone more than the person I married, only to have it rubbed in my face this year, that so-did-he!

2. I have the weirdest feeling that lately my old dog has been telling us goodbye.

3. I have seen every Robot Chicken except one, because it's Zen to always have one episode to look forward to.

3 because it seems that seems vey time consuming

[ER]

Since nobody made a guess at my last trio, I guess I win! Chicken-dinner-chicken-dinner. (Not that I eat chickens, I just like to gloat.)

1. My vulgar words posted here yesterday were a quote from that fine homophiliac series, Queer As Folk.

2. I have felt incredibly hyper the last few days.

3. A hot air balloon semi-crash-landed in my dad's Cub Scout leader's back yard.

guessing 2, no reasoning behind it

No, I been hyper all right...

[ER]

1. I spent years feeling vaguely guilty that I loved someone more than the person I married, only to have it rubbed in my face this year, that so-did-he!

2. I have the weirdest feeling that lately my old dog has been telling us goodbye.

3. I have seen every Robot Chicken except one, because it's Zen to always have one episode to look forward to.

3 because it seems that seems vey time consuming

3. is the lie, correct. Actually there are many I have never seen. I kinda love/don't love that show.

[bob]

Since nobody made a guess at my last trio, I guess I win! Chicken-dinner-chicken-dinner. (Not that I eat chickens, I just like to gloat.)

1. My vulgar words posted here yesterday were a quote from that fine homophiliac series, Queer As Folk.

2. I have felt incredibly hyper the last few days.

3. A hot air balloon semi-crash-landed in my dad's Cub Scout leader's back yard.

guessing 2, no reasoning behind it

No, I been hyper all right...

1 for no reason at all

[ER]

Since nobody made a guess at my last trio, I guess I win! Chicken-dinner-chicken-dinner. (Not that I eat chickens, I just like to gloat.)

1. My vulgar words posted here yesterday were a quote from that fine homophiliac series, Queer As Folk.

2. I have felt incredibly hyper the last few days.

3. A hot air balloon semi-crash-landed in my dad's Cub Scout leader's back yard.

guessing 2, no reasoning behind it

No, I been hyper all right...

1 for no reason at all

Right, though Emmett did say something similar on QAF.

[bob]

1) I have seen Manos: The Hands of Fate more times then The Godfather

2) I've been up since 2 AM this morning

3) I walked 5 miles today

[AoTFan]

1) I have seen Manos: The Hands of Fate more times then The Godfather

2) I've been up since 2 AM this morning

3) I walked 5 miles today

2, only because you're fudging on the number.

[AoTFan]

1. I was once SERIOUSLY tempted late one night to sideswipe some a***ole on a motorcycle who kept speeding up everytime I tried to pass him and then would deliberately slow down when I got behind him.

2. Every year I buy Girl Scout Cookies from my niece(s) cause I feel it's my duty as an uncle.  (I says niece(s) because one is now too old for GS but another has grow up and joined them.)

3. I once paid a month's rent for a friend of mine on a local apartment after he got fired from the hotel where he lived at.  I've never been paid back (but didn't really expect to be.)

[bob]

1) I have seen Manos: The Hands of Fate more times then The Godfather

2) I've been up since 2 AM this morning

3) I walked 5 miles today

2, only because you're fudging on the number.

nope, got up to use the bathroom that early and couldn't get back to sleep

[bob]

1. I was once SERIOUSLY tempted late one night to sideswipe some a***ole on a motorcycle who kept speeding up everything I tried to pass him and then would deliberately slow down when I got behind him.

2. Every year I buy Girl Scout Cookies from my niece(s) cause I feel it's my duty as an uncle.  (I says niece(s) because one is now too old for GS but another has grow up and joined them.)

3. I once paid a month's rent for a friend of mine on a local apartment after he got fired from the hotel where he lived at.  I've never been paid back (but didn't really expect to be.)

1 no reasoning behind it

[AoTFan]

1. I was once SERIOUSLY tempted late one night to sideswipe some a***ole on a motorcycle who kept speeding up everything I tried to pass him and then would deliberately slow down when I got behind him.

2. Every year I buy Girl Scout Cookies from my niece(s) cause I feel it's my duty as an uncle.  (I says niece(s) because one is now too old for GS but another has grow up and joined them.)

3. I once paid a month's rent for a friend of mine on a local apartment after he got fired from the hotel where he lived at.  I've never been paid back (but didn't really expect to be.)

1 no reasoning behind it

Nope that was true.  It was two lane highway, I came up on him he was doing about 50 mph in a 65, so I tried to pass him, he'd then deliberately speed up to keep pace with me, then I'd go, "Fine, pass me by, I don't care." So I'd slow down, then I'd get behind him and he'd SLOW DOWN once again.  He did this s**t like three times.  Meanwhile he'd pass by cars in his lane real fast (without using his turn signal, I might add). This was around 10:45 or so at night and I started thinking, "You know, I could sideswipe this a***ole off the road and no one would know who did it.  My car is kind of a old and has some damage on it anyway, so another scratch or two won't matter."

Luckily for both of us, my better sense prevailed, and my turn came up, so I left the highway and he went on his jackass way.

[javakoala]

1. I was once SERIOUSLY tempted late one night to sideswipe some a***ole on a motorcycle who kept speeding up everytime I tried to pass him and then would deliberately slow down when I got behind him.

2. Every year I buy Girl Scout Cookies from my niece(s) cause I feel it's my duty as an uncle.  (I says niece(s) because one is now too old for GS but another has grow up and joined them.)

3. I once paid a month's rent for a friend of mine on a local apartment after he got fired from the hotel where he lived at.  I've never been paid back (but didn't really expect to be.)

#2, because you have gluten issues and can't eat the cookies. Or something like that.

[ER]

1. Although I am not sure why or what the connection was, at one of my grandpa's Fourth of July parties when I was a child, Jim Neighbors was a guest.

2. I went on a trip to Pittsburgh with my dad in 1994, and they were putting the finishing touches on the Andy Warhol Museum, which we passed, and one of the workers there was wearing a silver Warhol wig under his hardhat.

3. In school I got griped at by the principal for having a mirror on my locker door, because it slipped off and broke, and he even got on my case for cleaning it up, myself, saying I could have been cut, and I should have told the teacher so a janitor could take care of it.

[javakoala]

1. Although I am not sure why or what the connection was, at one of my grandpa's Fourth of July parties when I was a child, Jim Neighbors was a guest.

2. I went on a trip to Pittsburgh with my dad in 1994, and they were putting the finishing touches on the Andy Warhol Museum, which we passed, and one of the workers there was wearing a silver Warhol wig under his hardhat.

3. In school I got griped at by the principal for having a mirror on my locker door, because it slipped off and broke, and he even got on my case for cleaning it up, myself, saying I could have been cut, and I should have told the teacher so a janitor could take care of it.

Probably wrong, but I'm gonna guess #1 as the fib.

[ER]

1. Although I am not sure why or what the connection was, at one of my grandpa's Fourth of July parties when I was a child, Jim Neighbors was a guest.

2. I went on a trip to Pittsburgh with my dad in 1994, and they were putting the finishing touches on the Andy Warhol Museum, which we passed, and one of the workers there was wearing a silver Warhol wig under his hardhat.

3. In school I got griped at by the principal for having a mirror on my locker door, because it slipped off and broke, and he even got on my case for cleaning it up, myself, saying I could have been cut, and I should have told the teacher so a janitor could take care of it.

Probably wrong, but I'm gonna guess #1 as the fib.

Go buy a lottery ticket while you're on a roll, dude, because you are right!