Two Truths and a Lie

[javakoala]

1.  I provide detailed technical assistance to veterans for five internet services offered by or connected to the Department of Veterans Affairs.

2.  I own over 100 gothic romance novels from the 60s and 70s because, when I was a kid, the covers always reminded me of horror movies.

3.  I once had to walk over two miles in a blizzard, with wind chill factors reaching 30 below 0 degrees, and all I had to wear over my regular clothes was an unlined military trench coat.

[AoTFan]

1.  I provide detailed technical assistance to veterans for five internet services offered by or connected to the Department of Veterans Affairs.

2.  I own over 100 gothic romance novels from the 60s and 70s because, when I was a kid, the covers always reminded me of horror movies.

3.  I once had to walk over two miles in a blizzard, with wind chill factors reaching 30 below 0 degrees, and all I had to wear over my regular clothes was an unlined military trench coat.

(pulls out Pokeball) Number 3!  I choose you!

[javakoala]

1.  I provide detailed technical assistance to veterans for five internet services offered by or connected to the Department of Veterans Affairs.

2.  I own over 100 gothic romance novels from the 60s and 70s because, when I was a kid, the covers always reminded me of horror movies.

3.  I once had to walk over two miles in a blizzard, with wind chill factors reaching 30 below 0 degrees, and all I had to wear over my regular clothes was an unlined military trench coat.

(pulls out Pokeball) Number 3!  I choose you!

Nope. #3 is true. By the time I got home, I could barely move, and my wang-doodle was frost-bitten to the point that I honestly thought I needed to call an ambulance. I never, ever forgave my live-in girlfriend at the time for not coming to get me like she said she would when I left for work that day, and she was smart enough to never mention that incident. That was the closest I have ever come to hitting a woman...selfish a***ole that she was.

[AoTFan]

1. I was once SERIOUSLY tempted late one night to sideswipe some a***ole on a motorcycle who kept speeding up everytime I tried to pass him and then would deliberately slow down when I got behind him.

2. Every year I buy Girl Scout Cookies from my niece(s) cause I feel it's my duty as an uncle.  (I says niece(s) because one is now too old for GS but another has grow up and joined them.)

3. I once paid a month's rent for a friend of mine on a local apartment after he got fired from the hotel where he lived at.  I've never been paid back (but didn't really expect to be.)

#2, because you have gluten issues and can't eat the cookies. Or something like that.

Yes, 2 is a lie, but not because of gluten.  My nieces (for the most part) grew up in another state, so I wasn't really around to be able to buy cookies when they were selling.  My youngest niece (well, great-niece to be technical) is in Girl Scouts, but right now, sadly, I don't have a lot of extra money to spend on cookies.  (Plus, she's, thankfully, never asked me directly, so I don't have to turn her down.)

[indianasmith]

1.  My absence over the last couple of days was due to a family medical emergency.
2.  I once found an arrowhead, neatly broken in half, in the parking lot of a convenience store.
3.  I find rats to be disgusting and loathsome creatures, that really creep me out!

[javakoala]

1.  My absence over the last couple of days was due to a family medical emergency.
2.  I once found an arrowhead, neatly broken in half, in the parking lot of a convenience store.
3.  I find rats to be disgusting and loathsome creatures, that really creep me out!

#3 is the lie because you had a pet rat named Ben that you found in a sewer drain...no, wait, that was a movie.

[indianasmith]

BRRRAAAPPP
(or whatever sound that buzzer on FAMILY FEUD makes)

Nope, I absolutely detest rats.  Used to hunt them down and kill them with a machete when I was a kid.
50/50 - try again?

[javakoala]

Used to hunt them down and kill them with a machete when I was a kid.

And yet you claim not to be a serial killer. Hmmmm.....        

[indianasmith]

I didn't claim NOT to be a serial killer. 
    I said no one could prove it!   

[ER]

1. One of my fairly close friends has killed scores of people during his time in the military, and says in fishing 10% of the anglers catch 90% of the fish, and in combat 10% of the units inflict 90% of the casualties, and he's always been attached to one of those.

2. My father speaks German and Russian.

3. This morning I dreamed I was at a lake with this weird man I used to know, and he was going to give me a lift back to my car at a garage, when suddenly he said, "Look, the sun is turning into the face of a baby, like on TV." And I looked up and instead of a baby's face, what I saw was this black hole in the sky, and I woke up real freaked.

[bob]

1. One of my fairly close friends has killed scores of people during his time in the military, and says in fishing 10% of the anglers catch 90% of the fish, and in combat 10% of the units inflict 90% of the casualties, and he's always been attached to one of those.

2. My father speaks German and Russian.

3. This morning I dreamed I was at a lake with this weird man I used to know, and he was going to give me a lift back to my car at a garage, when suddenly he said, "Look, the sun is turning into the face of a baby, like on TV." And I looked up and instead of a baby's face, what I saw was this black hole in the sky, and I woke up real freaked.

I'm gonna say 1

[ER]

1. One of my fairly close friends has killed scores of people during his time in the military, and says in fishing 10% of the anglers catch 90% of the fish, and in combat 10% of the units inflict 90% of the casualties, and he's always been attached to one of those.

2. My father speaks German and Russian.

3. This morning I dreamed I was at a lake with this weird man I used to know, and he was going to give me a lift back to my car at a garage, when suddenly he said, "Look, the sun is turning into the face of a baby, like on TV." And I looked up and instead of a baby's face, what I saw was this black hole in the sky, and I woke up real freaked.

I'm gonna say 1

 1. Is not correct. I am friends with such a person.

[bob]

1. One of my fairly close friends has killed scores of people during his time in the military, and says in fishing 10% of the anglers catch 90% of the fish, and in combat 10% of the units inflict 90% of the casualties, and he's always been attached to one of those.

2. My father speaks German and Russian.

3. This morning I dreamed I was at a lake with this weird man I used to know, and he was going to give me a lift back to my car at a garage, when suddenly he said, "Look, the sun is turning into the face of a baby, like on TV." And I looked up and instead of a baby's face, what I saw was this black hole in the sky, and I woke up real freaked.

I'm gonna say 1

 1. Is not correct. I am friends with such a person.

guessing 3 because 2 seems more likely to me

[ER]

1. One of my fairly close friends has killed scores of people during his time in the military, and says in fishing 10% of the anglers catch 90% of the fish, and in combat 10% of the units inflict 90% of the casualties, and he's always been attached to one of those.

2. My father speaks German and Russian.

3. This morning I dreamed I was at a lake with this weird man I used to know, and he was going to give me a lift back to my car at a garage, when suddenly he said, "Look, the sun is turning into the face of a baby, like on TV." And I looked up and instead of a baby's face, what I saw was this black hole in the sky, and I woke up real freaked.

I'm gonna say 1

 1. Is not correct. I am friends with such a person.

guessing 3 because 2 seems more likely to me

It do be 3.

[bob]

1 I have an impressive collection on sports memorabilia

2 At one point in time I owned 4 different copies of Plan 9 From Outer Space....at the same time

3 One Halloween when I was a kid I dressed up as Scorpion.