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Trevor
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« Reply #30 on: April 17, 2012, 06:57:06 AM »
Quote from: Flick James on April 13, 2012, 07:07:22 PM
Here's how I do facebook.

I go to a Barnes & Noble and find the biggest, heaviest book I can. Then I sit and pretend I'm reading it. When some pimply-faced teen walks by I stop him and say, "hey, I left my reading glasses at home. Could you read this line for me real quick?"

And when he puts his face in book I slam it on his face and say "welcome to facebook, biatch!"

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I find I'm so excited that I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel. A free man at a start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope.
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« Reply #31 on: April 17, 2012, 07:24:14 AM »
Quote from: Flick James on April 13, 2012, 07:07:22 PM
Here's how I do facebook.

I go to a Barnes & Noble and find the biggest, heaviest book I can. Then I sit and pretend I'm reading it. When some pimply-faced teen walks by I stop him and say, "hey, I left my reading glasses at home. Could you read this line for me real quick?"

And when he puts his face in book I slam it on his face and say "welcome to facebook, biatch!"

Let that be a lesson to polite teens who frequent bookstores: avoid crotchety old codgers, even if it means being rude to them.
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« Reply #32 on: April 17, 2012, 08:34:58 AM »
I'm starting a website called "Assbook."  You post a profile picture of your ass, chat with your friends all day, and send them requests to play online games like "Ass with Friends" and "Assville".
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« Reply #33 on: April 17, 2012, 09:05:46 AM »
Quote from: Newt on April 17, 2012, 07:24:14 AM
Quote from: Flick James on April 13, 2012, 07:07:22 PM
Here's how I do facebook.

I go to a Barnes & Noble and find the biggest, heaviest book I can. Then I sit and pretend I'm reading it. When some pimply-faced teen walks by I stop him and say, "hey, I left my reading glasses at home. Could you read this line for me real quick?"

And when he puts his face in book I slam it on his face and say "welcome to facebook, biatch!"

Let that be a lesson to polite teens who frequent bookstores: avoid crotchety old codgers, even if it means being rude to them.

Wow. It was just a stupid joke. I promise I've never actually done that. And hey, I'M ONLY 44!
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« Reply #34 on: April 17, 2012, 09:12:15 AM »
Quote from: Flick James on April 17, 2012, 09:05:46 AM
Wow. It was just a stupid joke.

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« Reply #35 on: April 17, 2012, 01:22:39 PM »
Quote from: Flick James on April 13, 2012, 07:07:22 PM
Here's how I do facebook.

I go to a Barnes & Noble and find the biggest, heaviest book I can. Then I sit and pretend I'm reading it. When some pimply-faced teen walks by I stop him and say, "hey, I left my reading glasses at home. Could you read this line for me real quick?"

And when he puts his face in book I slam it on his face and say "welcome to facebook, biatch!"
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« Reply #36 on: April 17, 2012, 05:07:54 PM »
I like it as it keeps me contract with friends and family I haven't seen in a  while

I also enjoy the word games on there
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« Reply #37 on: April 22, 2012, 02:34:36 AM »
So everyone is posting e-cards on Facebook lately. They did before, but I noticed a huge increase this week.
It's one of those things I hate about Facebook, this trendy internet fab stuff everyone follows  Lookingup
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« Reply #38 on: May 01, 2012, 03:56:14 PM »
I never remember my password, and the Facef**kbook prompts offer s**t like " send codes and login to yahoo now..."?  WTF? 
Every usual permutation of my password I try I can never get in and they always want LOTS of information and homework to get a new password, PLUS the buttons they say are there... ARE NOT THERE! 

I HATE FACEf**kBOOK. 
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« Reply #39 on: May 01, 2012, 07:31:27 PM »
Oh!  I logged in.  Why does this always happen those rare few times I bother to venture over there?  I am not a f**kfacebook regular, but, I went thru my notes and realized THAT I HAD MY PASSWORD CORRECT IN THE FIRST PLACE and MULTIPLE TIMES THEREAFTER!!!   Hatred
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« Reply #40 on: May 08, 2012, 01:05:57 PM »
Quote from: Flick James on April 13, 2012, 07:07:22 PM
Here's how I do facebook.

I go to a Barnes & Noble and find the biggest, heaviest book I can. Then I sit and pretend I'm reading it. When some pimply-faced teen walks by I stop him and say, "hey, I left my reading glasses at home. Could you read this line for me real quick?"

And when he puts his face in book I slam it on his face and say "welcome to facebook, biatch!"

OMG, I damn near p**sed myself BounceGiggle
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