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sprite75
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« on: April 22, 2012, 09:33:53 PM »



Go strap yourselves in, I'm gonna make the jump to lightspeed!
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Jack
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« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2012, 06:49:36 AM »

Guys, that's for spaceflight only - no street racing!!!
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« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2012, 07:12:29 AM »

Pilot: "Now this is podracing..."
CoPilot: "Dude, that was beyond lame..."
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« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2012, 08:21:42 AM »



What happens when Northwest airlines maintenance hacks into Area 51.
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« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2012, 10:51:44 AM »

 

  How most grandparents see a VCR.
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« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2012, 01:51:51 PM »

Budget Rental was out of Mustangs but this will do.
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« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2012, 10:09:47 AM »

With all those neon strips flying around, they knew they landed on Planet Eighties!
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« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2012, 12:29:24 PM »



Go strap yourselves in, I'm gonna make the jump to lightspeed!


 Cheers

Great, let's  get the F#@$ outtta  here. TeddyR
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El Misfit
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Listen here you little s**t.


« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2012, 11:47:16 PM »

Pilots high as f**k, seeing crazy lights go by as if it was nothing to them.
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sprite75
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« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2012, 09:55:26 PM »

Pilot: We're flying faster than any man has ever flown before.
Co-Pilot (Finishing up a joint): Oh, wow!
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« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2012, 11:22:36 PM »

"Dude!  Floyd laser light show!"
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« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2012, 06:47:58 PM »

"Good nyborg, man."
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« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2012, 10:23:45 PM »

Time to push the red button
*Moment later*
JESUS F**KING CHRIST, THIS IS FRIGGEN AWESOME!!!!!!
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sprite75
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« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2012, 06:10:01 AM »

Co-pilot: Oh s--t!  I left the garage door up when I left the house this morning!
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« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2012, 11:54:36 AM »

Co-Pilot: Dude!
Pilot: Whaaat?
Co-Pilot: Did you see that?
Pilot: Dude, I'm so high right now I can't see s**t. What was it?
Co-Pilot: I just saw some hot as hell babe lifting her skirt and giving us the thumb-up.
Pilot: Yeah, right.
Co-Pilot: No really! Maybe she saw us on youtube or something?
Pilot: Youtube?
Co-Pilot: Yeah.
Pilot: Dude, what the hell are you talking about?
Co-Pilot: You know, the thumb-up thing.
Pilot: Thumb-up? No dude, that's hitchhiking. She was probably hitching us for a ride.
Co-Pilot: Oh, a hitchhiker. That makes sense.
Pilot: Wait....what....
Co-Pilot: Dude, what are you doing?
Pilot: Hold on, I'm turning this sucker around!
Co-Pilot: Why? Weren't we supposed to go to the moon?
Pilot: Screw the moon! I'm getting lucky tonight!
Co-Pilot: Oh hell!
Pilot: Dude, where's the god damn brake? Oh never mind, here it is.
Co-Pilot: No....wait....that's not the....!
Pilot: Heeere weee gooo!
Co-Pilot: Yeah, straight to jail! Again!
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