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« on: May 01, 2012, 09:35:50 PM »

http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/motoring/6836121/Uneasy-rider-sues-over-bike-induced-erection

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« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2012, 10:09:42 PM »

I bet he encounters some stiff opposition!
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« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2012, 01:31:57 AM »

I wood imagine that BMW now stands for Big Man Wongle.  Buggedout TeddyR
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« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2012, 08:37:39 AM »

I bet he encounters some stiff opposition!

He's got a hard case to prove.
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« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2012, 08:45:05 AM »

I bet he encounters some stiff opposition!

He's got a hard case to prove.

I'm sure BMW will flex their legal "muscle"
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« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2012, 12:56:29 PM »

The case may go back and forth for quite a while.
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« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2012, 06:05:07 PM »

BMW's lawyers argued for dismissal on the grounds that he bought the motorcycle as a penis extension in the first place.
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« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2012, 08:00:28 PM »

geez, what a cock that guy is!
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« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2012, 12:37:18 AM »

No, I don't think this case will extend longer than it has to: the erection of the case by the plaintiff will not stand up for much manipulation by the lawyers who will no doubt take matters into their own hands.  Wink
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« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2012, 07:15:35 AM »

Now, now guys. This is just a story about a man who really, really loves his bike. I personally think we need more upright citizens like him, looking to keep others from getting screwed by shoddy manufacturing.
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« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2012, 07:22:04 AM »

This lady is obviously very alluring, it's disgraceful to call her the company bike...
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« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2012, 07:36:45 AM »

No, I don't think this case will extend longer than it has to: the erection of the case by the plaintiff will not stand up for much manipulation by the lawyers who will no doubt take matters into their own hands.  Wink

Could turn into a very sticky situation.
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« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2012, 08:08:22 AM »

He's the cock of the walk.
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« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2012, 03:13:17 PM »

He has a 20 month erection and yet cannot engage in sexual activity....? I didn't know that could affect your memory.
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« Reply #14 on: May 07, 2012, 04:30:35 PM »

Some really penetrating journalism is that.
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