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On the 8th day God created G.A.Romero
Bad Movie Lover

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They're dead, but they're comin' right for us!

« on: May 09, 2012, 01:40:39 PM »

Rise and shine. It's tit milking time TongueOut

" We're going to get you. We're going to get you. Not another peep. Time to go to sleep."

"Do that again and I'm gonna open up a can of whoop-ass on you!"
The Cat Herder of Badmovies
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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Posts: 3409

I'm a Mac...

« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2012, 10:18:34 PM »

Turkey's done!

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
Clouseau! Hmhmhmhmm!!! (twitch)
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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Posts: 8067

You said "Minkey"!

« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2012, 11:15:33 PM »

God, your spine must be made of steel!  How do you get through airport security?

HBO in space!<br />
Inventor of the Turnip Twaddler and
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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Posts: 3136

« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2012, 12:39:47 PM »

Who says that Platex doesn't make a  Z-cup.

Yes,I'm long as I don't look too closely.
Cinematic Monster Fanatic from Weird New Jersey
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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.

« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2012, 05:00:07 PM »

It's just one of those things where you put your head up to the board for pictures.

Kleel's rule is harsh :-B
El Misfit
The bullsh*t meter is up high ಠ__ಠ
B-Movie Kraken

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Posts: 10941

Hi there!

« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2012, 01:00:06 AM »

Prove that housing caulk is used in plastic surgery!

yeah no.
Chainsaw midget
Just Another Guy
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Posts: 1888

« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2012, 09:15:55 AM »

There has to be an easier way than this to smuggle beach balls.

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