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« Reply #240 on: August 27, 2019, 06:08:42 AM »
JACK-O, an ultra low budget, ultra s**tty horror movie from the 90' that I watched with my friends when we were kids and to this day is our ultimate classic piece of garbage. We still laugh about the putridness of that movie. It begs for the Andrew treatment.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113449/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

Probably someone else watched it but it's very rare. To confuse thigs even further, I believe there's a newer version made in 2005 or so with the same name. Man, I sure miss those times when you could walk into a store and find these kind of gems, instead of everything coming out of Nets**t.  Bluesad
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« Reply #241 on: August 27, 2019, 07:08:14 AM »
I own the DVD



It's awful-ly awesome in my opinion  TeddyR
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« Reply #242 on: August 29, 2019, 09:39:28 PM »
LATITUDE ZERO (1969)
I almost seen all of this- but I fell asleep!
That's Cesar (the Joker) Romero!
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« Reply #243 on: August 29, 2019, 10:39:43 PM »
Quote from: RCMerchant on August 29, 2019, 09:39:28 PM
LATITUDE ZERO (1969)
I almost seen all of this- but I fell asleep!
That's Cesar (the Joker) Romero!


I assume more people should've, unfortunately, I personally never got around to seeing it...

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« Reply #244 on: August 29, 2019, 10:42:50 PM »
^ You ain't missing much. I remember the lion grew (?) wings and was flying...!
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
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« Reply #245 on: August 29, 2019, 11:22:04 PM »
A couple I came across during the bulk close out era...

Digital Dreams (1983)
Rolling Stones bass player Bill Wyman ventures off on a quest to find himself after his obsessive hobbies of photography, fishing & astronomy can't help him escape the uncertainties of producing his first solo album, the headaches of writing his memoirs on one of the worlds first home computers, and above all, have to face his crumbling marriage...  Meanwhile, God has dispatched an angel in the form of James Coburn from one of Bill's favorite westerns to keep an eye on things.
Sprinkled with interviews & amusing fantasy sequences.

The Inheritor (1990)
Looks more like a senior thesis for a film school grad than a movie, & a mystery that raises more questions than it answers...
A young woman is brought to a small town by a predictably handsome young cop after her twin sister mysteriously dies. There she meets an annoying & creepy young author of uncouth books about atheism, and there's a couple of rather wooden cameos by Dan Haggerty...

The Wizard Of Mars (1965)
Boredom ensues when four astronauts crash land on Mars & wonder around in the desert for a few hours while one of them makes those jokes like that office comedian everyone wants to put out of his misery... Then they find a castle & a hologram of John Carradine & they have to fix a giant grandfather clock.
The VHS version I bought was called 'Alien Massacre' which had a cartoon portrait of a topless woman on the cover & a VERY inaccurate synopsis on the back (kinda like they did with Golden Apples of the Sun (1973), AKA Caged Terror), and I actually passed it up a number of times before I eventually broke down & bought it.
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« Reply #246 on: August 29, 2019, 11:33:39 PM »
^ I seen the WIZARD OF MARS!  Drink
More than once! I have it on vhs too! I think on Goodtime Video!
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« Reply #247 on: August 29, 2019, 11:40:17 PM »
Quote from: RCMerchant on August 29, 2019, 11:33:39 PM
^ I seen the WIZARD OF MARS!  Drink
More than once! I have it on vhs!
They say Timbo Hines' War Of The Worlds was nothing but walking...
The Wizard Of Mars Was worse. Hatred
I think it made me immune, which is why I was the only idiot on the planet that liked Timbo's WOTW...  Lookingup
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« Reply #248 on: August 29, 2019, 11:45:46 PM »
Quote from: LilCerberus on August 29, 2019, 11:40:17 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on August 29, 2019, 11:33:39 PM
^ I seen the WIZARD OF MARS!  Drink
More than once! I have it on vhs!

They say Timbo Hines' War Of The Worlds was nothing but walking...
The Wizard Of Mars Was worse. Hatred
I think it made me immune, which is why I was the only idiot on the planet that liked Timbo's WOTW...  Lookingup


If you want endless climbing of the same rocks over and over, try the LOST CONTINENT (1951).
Anything even remotely interesting in this movie is in the trailer. Otherwise they just climb rocks-and the same rocks! Over! and over!

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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
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« Reply #249 on: August 30, 2019, 01:51:53 AM »
There's another movie called 'the lost continent ' that has less rock climbing,   more color and people walking across sargasso while held up by big leather balloons and getting eaten by glowing one eyed octopi and man eating seaweed.

No,  RC, you can't have any of what I'm smoking!  I'm  not smoking anything,  this is a real movie!
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063240/
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« Reply #250 on: August 30, 2019, 02:02:39 AM »
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on August 23, 2019, 05:00:35 PM
Circuitry man.


seen this, and the sequel CIRCUITRY MAN 2: PLUGHEAD REWIRED... hired from my local Blockbuster. first one made some kind of sense, sequel didn't much
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« Reply #251 on: August 30, 2019, 05:25:02 AM »
Here's a movie pretty rarely seen.

Red planet mars, starring peter graves.  A movie written about martian Christians (yes,  seriously.  This was in the movie! ) sending radio messages to earth by someone who had no idea how radio worked!

It was panned by pretty much most reviewers.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Planet_Mars

The movie plot involved radio messages to and from mars,  alledgely, that required something called a "hydrogen valve",  developed bynthe nazis and now an irreplacrable lost technology., to send or recieve and required hydrogen gas (so you already know the movie ends with an explosion,  right?)  to operate.

Several peolle familiar with radio technology alledgely had to leave the few theaters this was shown in due to excessive laughing or groaning.
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« Reply #252 on: August 30, 2019, 06:08:52 AM »
Quote from: claws on August 27, 2019, 07:08:14 AM
I own the DVD
It's awful-ly awesome in my opinion  TeddyR

Awesome adquisition.
I mean, the toaster electrocution scene is something that needs to be seen to be believed.  TeddyR
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« Reply #253 on: August 30, 2019, 08:57:33 AM »

I`ll admit it's cheating, bacause i) German and ii) not a real movie. But someone might have a laugh off it.

Staplerfahrer Klaus (2000) - forklift driver Klaus.

A short film that comes along as a instructional film of the workers' compensation board on safety at work and accident prevention regulations (I had to google-translate most of that). I don`t want to spoil, but - hint - it is not.

The movie was actually rather successful back then, even got some awards and was shown in Cannes.

And you can see it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlJjL-1Zfng
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« Reply #254 on: August 30, 2019, 11:30:23 AM »
Quote from: LilCerberus on August 29, 2019, 11:22:04 PM

The Inheritor (1990)
Looks more like a senior thesis for a film school grad than a movie, & a mystery that raises more questions than it answers...
A young woman is brought to a small town by a predictably handsome young cop after her twin sister mysteriously dies. There she meets an annoying & creepy young author of uncouth books about atheism, and there's a couple of rather wooden cameos by Dan Haggerty...


Now that's a forgotten title from the past. I watched this, but I don't think anything interesting at all went on in this movie. Wasn't there snow and some outdoor scenes? I think to remember some of that.
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