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« on: May 17, 2012, 03:16:25 PM »


Do that again and I'm gonna open up a can of whoop-ass on you!
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tracy
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« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2012, 04:16:35 PM »

Look...I'm the star of this movie and if you step on my lines again I'm gonna step all over you!
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« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2012, 05:34:12 PM »

Hey, I kicked chuck Norris's ass, your argument is invalid!
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« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2012, 06:59:27 PM »

He even flicks boogers at sonic speed!
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« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2012, 09:29:54 AM »

Go on, pull my finger.
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« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2012, 10:16:20 AM »

Excuse me, you got something on your glasses sir. Here, let me take care of that.
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" We're going to get you. We're going to get you. Not another peep. Time to go to sleep."

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« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2012, 01:47:23 PM »

Go on, pull my finger.
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« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2012, 08:53:27 AM »

Go on, make fun of his tie again. I DARE you!
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« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2012, 09:16:05 PM »

"Are you serious?  My mom has those EXACT same prescription glasses!  Don't they work great?"
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« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2012, 11:19:08 AM »

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