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« on: June 08, 2012, 01:43:58 PM »

     IMHO, there are some actors who should get their asses kicked in every film thy're in, because they just stink the joint up too bad.

     MY LIST
Keannu Reeves
Tom Cruise
Adam Sandler
Pauly Shore
Will Sasso
Cuba Gooding
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« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2012, 01:51:57 PM »



David Spade....I simply cannot put into words how much I can't stand him. I'm not a big fan of Chuck Norris but I would love to watch him kick Spade's butt.
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« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2012, 01:58:12 PM »

I'd give a week's pay to see somebody beat the livin' hell out of Woody Allen.
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« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2012, 02:43:39 PM »

   
Keannu Reeves



I recommend Point Break (1991). Keanu gets abused throughout the movie.
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« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2012, 04:05:42 PM »

I'd give a week's pay to see somebody beat the livin' hell out of Woody Allen.

Me too-'cept is-he's such a whiner-he would just whine the whole time.
I'd cut his tounge out first-THEN beat the s**t outta him.
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« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2012, 05:56:24 PM »

Good list.  Add Christian Slater to it and it's even better.
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« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2012, 07:02:01 PM »

This list is not complete without Will Ferrell at the top of it!!!
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« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2012, 07:16:06 PM »

I would see Chuck Norris, but he had his ass handed to him by Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon Wink


Let's see, add......Jim Carey- Really get's on my nerves! Hatred
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« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2012, 09:01:19 AM »

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« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2012, 09:29:20 AM »




Oh! It's Chia Le Pet!
Or was that Sleeply La Beef?
Oh well-that guy!
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« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2012, 09:43:35 AM »

Yep - not many actors really annoy me to the point of wishing violence on their heads every time I see their mugs onscreen - but Transformers Boy brings out the thug in me.
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« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2012, 10:57:09 AM »

I'd give a week's pay to see somebody beat the livin' hell out of Woody Allen.
Jack, that's just stupid.  You disappoint me.  

I'd give a week's pay to see somebody beat the livin' hell out of Woody Allen.

Me too-'cept is-he's such a whiner-he would just whine the whole time.
I'd cut his tounge out first-THEN beat the s**t outta him.
Consider this with love: STFU
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« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2012, 11:11:07 AM »

This list is not complete without Will Ferrell at the top of it!!!
Absolutely!
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« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2012, 11:13:58 AM »

Charlie Sheen
Chevy Chase
Ryan Reynolds
I agree with Shia LaBeouf or however it's spelled.  There's just something inherently unlikeable about him.
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« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2012, 11:20:05 AM »

   
Keannu Reeves



I recommend Point Break (1991). Keanu gets abused throughout the movie.

     I caught that on a double bill with TERMINATOR 2:JUDGEMENT DAY in August of '91, the last time I ever went to a drive-in.
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     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.
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