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« on: June 30, 2012, 04:36:46 PM »

Little known fact:  Giraffes are deathly afraid of spiders!

I bent my wookie!
Clouseau! Hmhmhmhmm!!! (twitch)
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You said "Minkey"!

« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2012, 06:21:38 PM »

Unknown giraffe fetish: Sex with necks!

HBO in space!<br />
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« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2012, 08:21:13 AM »

AHHHH! Tiger! Wait, we're in Africa, fer...

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2012, 10:25:30 AM »

Son: No. Nooo! I'm NOT going swimming, mom.

Mom: What the hell is wrong with you?

Son: I watched Jaws last weekend...
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« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2012, 12:51:23 PM » guys are doing it wrong.  Really wrong.

“Any intelligent person knows that life is a beautiful thing and that the purpose of life is to be happy...But it seems only idiots are ever happy. How can we explain this?”

Orhan Pamuk
Inventor of the Turnip Twaddler and
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« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2012, 01:45:53 PM »

Mouse! It's a mouse! Save me!

Yes,I'm long as I don't look too closely.
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