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« on: July 04, 2012, 02:26:17 PM »

WARNING: The review you are about to read contains subject matter of an extremely immature nature, inaccurate depictions of a literary icon and George Hamilton camping it up bigger than Troop #109.

Reader discretion is advised.
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« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2012, 12:23:05 PM »



Two bits,four bits,six bits a peso....all for Zorro stand up and say so! I love this crazy film! Thumbup
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« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2012, 05:50:43 PM »

I guess there's so many movies I watch where I like bits and pieces of it so much that I wish the whole movie could have been that great.  George Hamilton WAS the best choice for Zorro.  The movie itself, though... a mess.
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« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2012, 01:15:59 PM »

I guess there's so many movies I watch where I like bits and pieces of it so much that I wish the whole movie could have been that great.  George Hamilton WAS the best choice for Zorro.  The movie itself, though... a mess.


Sorry you didn't care for it....ever seen "Love At First Bite"? Hamilton made a hilarious Dracula.

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« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2012, 06:40:11 PM »

I guess there's so many movies I watch where I like bits and pieces of it so much that I wish the whole movie could have been that great.  George Hamilton WAS the best choice for Zorro.  The movie itself, though... a mess.


Sorry you didn't care for it....ever seen "Love At First Bite"? Hamilton made a hilarious Dracula.




Oh yes, another good performance by George here!  That'll have to be another review for another time....   Wink
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