Poltergeists?-Nah...?

[RCMerchant]

Ok.
This is gonna sound real weird.
The other day I was sitting watching tv and the picture of my mother-which has been hanging on my wall for a while-fleww off the wall.
It didnt FALL off-it popped of.
Ok...weird-an anamoly.
Yesterday a painting that I bought from the flea market and hung flew of the wall and broke a neato chinse fisherman statue I got.
I wasnt alone when this happened. My neighbor and her grandson were visiting. I had two nails hanging that picture-THEY were out too.

This morning my autograph picture of Carrol Borland popped off the wall.
What the f**k is going on here?

 

[claws]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xrzp8A_2Ay8
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[RCMerchant]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xrzp8A_2Ay8

That stuff is a movie.
I dont think it operates in a steady fashion.
Last year it took all the old cereal boxes and s**t I had on top of the fridge and threw it across the floor.

And nothing happened after that until now.

Except the bedroom doors like to slam shut by thenselves-which p**ses me right the f**k off-I blamed my kids-"I didnt do it Dad!"

Bathroom door-always slammin'shut.

[Allhallowsday]

I think the building you're in is sagging... some people call it "settling".  Walls can warp and are under pressure... doors open or close themselves, floors become uneven...  OR your place is haunted!    
Supernatural?  Perhaps... Baloney?  Perhaps not! 

[Jack]

Perhaps you're developing telekinetic powers and just haven't learned to control them yet? 

[RCMerchant]

I think the building you're in is sagging... some people call it "settling".  Walls can warp and are under pressure... doors open or close themselves, floors become uneven...  OR your place is haunted!    
Supernatural?  Perhaps... Baloney?  Perhaps not! 

Perhaps you're developing telekinetic powers and just haven't learned to control them yet? 

I dunno -mebbe.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4azto5JMNQ&feature=related
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[Raffine]

Hey gang?

The prank to dump pig's blood over RC's head at the prom is definitely OFF!

[El Misfit]

Considering your place has a heatwave that can kill toast (i really don't know why I said that), then maybe the heat has affected your house, just as AHD said.

Hey gang?

The prank to dump pig's blood over RC's head at the prom is definitely OFF!

 

[zombie no.one]

poltergeists can't stand justin bieber so the best solution is to blast some justin bieber at max volume in your house for a few days...

thank me later 

[Derf]

Whatever happens, don't go into the light. Stay away from the light. The light is not your friend.

[RCMerchant]

Its got worse. Things walk in my kitchen-I dont own a cat no more-an invisable cat runs across my foor-meows-and knocks s**t on the floor.  
I dont like this.
Not at all.  
i aint the only one heraing this s**t-me sweetie Tina wakes me up asking me about cats in the house-I got no cats.

[RCMerchant]

I DO beleive in the supernatural-its notun-natural-its some s**t we aint got the mental capacity to figure out.
Our science is ignorant of the :supernateral"-which is more commonplace then most folks think-science cant explain it-so we try to make like it dont exist.
Hot peppers are  still their -just because you dont eat them  dont make them a myth.
ITS THEIR. Something is.

[Cthulhu]

I'm sure there's an explanation that doesn't involve ghosts. Unfortunatly, I don't know what that explanation is.

[RCMerchant]

Its getting worse.  Ever since my ma died. Am I causing this-or my dead Ma? I dunno.
I dont talk about this alot-cuz it sounds nuts-but this s**t is getting bad..I used to ignore it-but its getting BAD. it gets annoying-its freaking my girlfreind out to have a dish fly off the table.

[claws]

I know you used to own but disliked the cat. I was wondering what happened to it, because you said your house is cat free now. Did it "run away" and maybe came back wreaking havoc?