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« Reply #15 on: July 23, 2012, 04:57:02 AM »

Just another example of why it is so important to teach senior citizens how to use the internet.

In this age of abundance, it's easy to forget that that one scrambled channel on cable where a bare breast would occasionally unscramble itself is, in most part, no longer in existence.

It's progress, I guess, but we always forget the people it hurts the most.
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« Reply #16 on: July 23, 2012, 05:07:23 AM »

I always get Fred Ward and Fred Willard mixed up so my first reaction on seeing this was "Oh, no Remo, no!"  Buggedout TeddyR

I would imagine that Mr Willard would get the shaft and that he would be in for a stiff fine, when his court date eventually cums around. I will now go outside and erect a billboard in his honour, run it up the pole and see who salutes.  Twirling TongueOut TeddyR
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« Reply #17 on: July 23, 2012, 06:11:10 AM »

Or was it someone else's Pee Wee? BounceGiggle

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« Reply #18 on: July 23, 2012, 06:13:25 AM »

he was whacking his weasel in the movie theatre, but we aren't actually given that information.

Indecent exposure and now an animal abuser too?  Buggedout TeddyR TeddyR
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« Reply #19 on: July 23, 2012, 09:06:08 AM »

he was whacking his weasel in the movie theatre, but we aren't actually given that information.

Indecent exposure and now an animal abuser too?  Buggedout TeddyR TeddyR

No, whacking his weasel. You know, flogging his dolphin, jerkin' his gherkin, pounding his pudding, beating his meat, slamming his hammer, polishing his sword, giving Hairy the Heimlich, rolling his dice, making the worm throw up, just combing his hair, whacking his tack, yanking his chain, mastering his studies.
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« Reply #20 on: July 23, 2012, 09:13:40 AM »

No, whacking his weasel. You know, flogging his dolphin, jerkin' his gherkin, pounding his pudding, beating his meat, slamming his hammer, polishing his sword, giving Hairy the Heimlich, rolling his dice, making the worm throw up, just combing his hair, whacking his tack, yanking his chain, mastering his studies.

Ummm...... more clarity is needed, please.  Wink Wink
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« Reply #21 on: July 23, 2012, 09:20:51 AM »

Honestly, although this is funny, I find it a little sad that this kind of victimless crime will ruin a man's career. Had this happened at an amusement park or a Chuck E. Cheese's that obviously would have been a different matter, but honestly I don't think the patrons of an XXX theater were shocked and appalled to find someone there masturbating.
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« Reply #22 on: July 23, 2012, 04:57:51 PM »

Honestly, although this is funny, I find it a little sad that this kind of victimless crime will ruin a man's career. Had this happened at an amusement park or a Chuck E. Cheese's that obviously would have been a different matter, but honestly I don't think the patrons of an XXX theater were shocked and appalled to find someone there masturbating.

Victimless crime?  What if someone slips?
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« Reply #23 on: July 23, 2012, 05:04:48 PM »

Had this happened at an amusement park or a Chuck E. Cheese's that would have been different, but honestly I don't think the patrons of an XXX theater were shocked and appalled to find someone there masturbating.
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« Reply #24 on: July 23, 2012, 07:03:04 PM »

Honestly, although this is funny, I find it a little sad that this kind of victimless crime will ruin a man's career. Had this happened at an amusement park or a Chuck E. Cheese's that obviously would have been a different matter, but honestly I don't think the patrons of an XXX theater were shocked and appalled to find someone there masturbating.

Victimless crime?  What if someone slips?

True, or he could hit an innocent bystander.
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« Reply #25 on: July 24, 2012, 03:05:14 AM »

Eh, I see it as job security for the janitor.
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« Reply #26 on: July 24, 2012, 01:04:41 PM »

I was reading an article about the NRA just now, and now the phrase "Pry it from my cold, dead hands" really is stuck in my head.
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