"Uh, hello? This is the U.S.S. Enterprise...."
"Sorry, what was that? Enterprise?"
"Yes, we're looking for a Klingon fleet that went by here recently, and..."
"Oh say, listen, you're the third ship that's been by looking for Klingons.
Did you happen to see a flutter on your screen before you got here?"
"Right; sorry, but you went through a wormhole - there's
a real nasty one we've been getting some ships from about
three or four other universes by our way because of it."
"Oh man... can you direct me back to Remulak-5?"
Sorry, no; you might wanna try backing up where you came from
and hope for the best. We'd like to help you but we have to blow
up that planet behind you. My boss kinda wants it done yesterday
"Oh hey, I hear ya. Sorry to bother you...."