Come on down to Crazy Wormtongue's where mobile hobbit holes are all HALF OFF!
How crazy are we people? We are crazy, crazy, crazy. And to prove to you people how crazy we are. This week and this week only. We are not taking half off, but ALL OF IT OFF! We just ask that you pay a small monthly service charge of $99.99 for 99 months.
And people, we know that electricity has yet to be invented, but if you come in today and tell us you saw our ad on television, which also has yet to be invented, we will even throw in a combination clock radio.
Oh, I got to go. I see the men in white coats with nets have just arrived. So, if I am not here when you arrive, just ask for my associate Saruman. He is as crazy as I am.