Worst director ever? Oh that's LARRY BUCHANAN
. The writer, producer and director of such sh!t classics like MARS NEEDS WOMEN
and THE TRIAL OF LEE HARVEY OSWALD
. From boring to ridiculous, here is LARRY BUCHANAN
's messterpiece, "IT'S ALIVE"
(1969) complete with the quotes. Poor TOMMY KIRK
"stars" in this bucketful of crap
. BILL THURMAN
as Greely the "mad farmer" shows up as Coach in THE LAST PICTURE SHOW
though it's thankfully a very small part. The whole crappy "IT'S ALIVE"
movie is available on YouTube. You can watch it yourself and won't believe it:
Though "mad farmer" Greely states "It'll be over before you know it..." at about 18.5 minutes in, it's not. This one just goes on and on and on... mesmerized by it's incredible stupidity, the viewer becomes lulled into a trance of inanity to the point where you start giggling uncontrollably... and blubbering. Truly craptastic.