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sprite75
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« on: August 20, 2012, 07:50:43 PM »



This uniform is about two sizes two small in certain areas and I can no longer move!
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« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2012, 11:01:31 PM »

Deltans?  I know nothing about Deltans! Why do you ask?
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« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2012, 03:23:53 AM »

"I just hope one day I can continue the Decker family tradition and sacrifice myself to a huge alien machine."
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« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2012, 11:40:29 AM »

One day I'll work with Jessica Biel. So I've got that going for me, which is nice.
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« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2012, 12:10:14 PM »

Another happy Enzyte customer.
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« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2012, 01:09:46 PM »

I'm happy to hand over command to Admiral Kirk......it took me a gallon of Romulan Ale to get happy but I'm happy now.
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Yes,I'm fine....as long as I don't look too closely.
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« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2012, 05:28:33 PM »



this IS my serious face. It really screws with Klingons when they demands I surrender.
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« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2012, 06:29:49 PM »

"I wonder if Ilia's floor matches her window."
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