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Ed, Ego and Superego
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« on: August 23, 2012, 02:01:08 PM »

Cow injuries again... I think maybe squirrels are so 2011...

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« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2012, 04:59:44 PM »

Whose to say that the man didn't tip over that specific cow and it was just getting even.

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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2012, 05:44:38 AM »

I found this article mooooving.

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« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2012, 06:41:58 AM »

Cows and urban areas just don't mix well for some reason.

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« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2012, 07:05:35 AM »

I'm beginning to wonder if that cow from Kung Pow Enter The Fist isn't perhaps real after all.  Wink

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« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2012, 12:55:57 PM »

I tried to look for a clip from Wake Wood, but the Internet would not abide...

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